Greetings to all mortals in the Spam Forum. I'm giving you the only chance of being able to comunicate with non-material beings, without using a OUIJA table, a medium or a Satanist ritual.
The only things you need is your computer, a couple of friends, and a special and unique program in its type: The interactive souls engine: "Peter Answers"*, that you can download from this page:
*Ok ok... you can't actually chat with souls using it, but you can make other people believe that you are doing so! You can scare the heck out of your friends, answering their personal questions as "Peter". Remember to tell them the "trick" when you are done with the spiritist session. Have fun.