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Postby Onizaru » Sun May 14, 2006 10:57 am

You are on the sidewalk on the vegas strip right outsided of the mgm grand. A man approaches you with the word o'naz on his shirt. o'naz hands you a card and says only the word "foamy"
on the front of the card is a picture of an animated squirle and a lady woman. on the back is a few lines and two of them are filled in. The first line reads "i peed in the ice a mcdonalds" and the second line reads "1-462-487-4908"
what do you do
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Postby Coos » Sun May 14, 2006 10:58 am

Take the card, and kick the guy in the nuts.
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Postby narutodesu » Sun May 14, 2006 10:59 am

go home and start a baby sitting business and when the babys cry i give them all 12 rhino tranqs......



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MEDICATED BABY HEADS!
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Postby Ganon » Sun May 14, 2006 11:00 am

Get pissed at tech support
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Postby Onizaru » Sun May 14, 2006 11:00 am

you get card. the man flies away like neo(not like superman cause he does the kneel down thing first. you are still on the strip right infrom of the mgm grand. you are outside and the mgm grand entrance is behind you. the newyork newyork is in front of you on the walkway above the bridge.(response to coos)
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Postby Ganon » Sun May 14, 2006 11:06 am

Eat the New York, New York.
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Postby Coos » Sun May 14, 2006 11:06 am

Hmmm.
I guess ill try to follow that flying fuck, and ask him
"Wtf is this card for anyways"
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Postby Onizaru » Sun May 14, 2006 11:09 am

the flying man has gone and landed on top of the paris bulding's replica of the eifle tower. it is to your left. it is about ten buildings down the road.
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Postby Coos » Sun May 14, 2006 11:13 am

Ill go to the gun store. Pick up a Rocket Launcher.
Then pray for good aim.
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Postby Ganon » Sun May 14, 2006 11:13 am

EAT THE LUXOR WITH MY MIND!
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Postby Onizaru » Sun May 14, 2006 11:19 am

you have 200 munny. roket launchers cost 350. enter fooly cooly's mind and gamble at the luxor?
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Postby Coos » Sun May 14, 2006 11:21 am

Ill just take some munny from Ganon.
He gets my 2nd soul for exchange.
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Postby Onizaru » Sun May 14, 2006 11:36 am

gonnon obtains a soul. you have the rocket launcher now. you fired the rocket at the man but it was intercepted by a holy hand grenade. the man then throws another holy hand grenade at you and it lands infront of your feet. the man then logs off the server.
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Postby narutodesu » Sun May 14, 2006 11:37 am

munny? what is this kh1 now?
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Postby BG07 » Sun May 14, 2006 11:38 am

*Lights grenade on fire* yay fire!
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Postby Onizaru » Sun May 14, 2006 11:39 am

holy hand grenades are fire proof. yes it is kh3:sin city
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Postby Coos » Sun May 14, 2006 11:40 am

Well i might as well log off too, Knowing im dead.
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Postby narutodesu » Sun May 14, 2006 11:42 am

well if its kh3 then ill just kill a butt load of heartless to get rich
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Postby Onizaru » Sun May 14, 2006 11:45 am

command unrecognized.... system select most likely command. you inspected the holy hand gredade to find that it is unused and the pin has not yet been pulled. take it?
naruto.... there are no heartless yet you are still in the 12hour long pregame part before they have even displayed the title.
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Postby Coos » Sun May 14, 2006 11:47 am

Ill take it, then observe it more at my home base!
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Postby narutodesu » Sun May 14, 2006 11:47 am

damn...um...crap...ill pull a roxas and do a mail deliver job a few million times to make munny
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Postby Coos » Sun May 14, 2006 11:48 am

lol
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Postby BG07 » Sun May 14, 2006 11:49 am

I'll pull a Riku and steal your money :P
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Postby Onizaru » Sun May 14, 2006 11:51 am

you get the holy hand grenade. on the way back to your room in the mgm you encounter criss angel.(gogle it real quick if you dont know) he is carrying a deck of cards and is wearing a shirt that says "can i practice my prestidigitation on you?"

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by the way.. im mostly responding to coos with the main responce. you know who gets 1millionk... belive it. and evil genius steals half of it.
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Postby Coos » Sun May 14, 2006 11:51 am

Ill reply. "You fake fuck, get outta my room, or ill really make you fly!"
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