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making a romantic mockumentry, give me good break up stories

Postby Stitches » Fri May 05, 2006 10:17 pm

yeah the name says it all. break up stories... real or fake or rumors, anythings fine, oh and pretty much any bad date stories are great here.
"were surrounded by the dead, were among them-- and when we finally give up we become them! were living on borrowed time here. Every minute of our life is a minute we steal from them! you see them out there. you know when we die-- we become them. You think we hide behind walls to protect us from the walking dead?! don't you get it? WE ARE THE WALKING DEAD... we are the walking dead"
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Postby psycotaco » Sat May 06, 2006 12:48 am

how nout the old classic:
girl breaks up with guy through her friend
old, but still fresh
THEIR TONGUES CANNOT REPEL FLAVORS OF THAT MAGNITUDE! -_-
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Postby utterlyhopeless » Sat May 06, 2006 1:25 am

okay, so after getting throughly rejected by his crush of 5 years, he turns to his friend for help, as his friend tries to comfort him he says" its okay, she doesn't kiss that well"
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Postby the unknown one » Sat May 06, 2006 1:37 am

Well, my break-up involved just drifting apart for reasons I still sometimes regret not finding out, so I'm not much of a help in that case.
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Postby utterlyhopeless » Sat May 06, 2006 1:40 am

my story's fake
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Postby Stitches » Sat May 06, 2006 2:50 pm

hey make em fake...outrageous even, just help me out. oh and I think I am gonna use the "don't worry she doesn't kiss that well" one in my project
"were surrounded by the dead, were among them-- and when we finally give up we become them! were living on borrowed time here. Every minute of our life is a minute we steal from them! you see them out there. you know when we die-- we become them. You think we hide behind walls to protect us from the walking dead?! don't you get it? WE ARE THE WALKING DEAD... we are the walking dead"
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Sat May 06, 2006 2:51 pm

te fact tat brittney spear's is having a 2nd baby. better tell her husband.
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Postby Stitches » Sat May 06, 2006 2:54 pm

its funny because she now bears a double chin..something tells me we are not gonna be seeing any more music video's along the lines of toxic for a while now.

GIVE ME YOUR STORIES!!!!
"were surrounded by the dead, were among them-- and when we finally give up we become them! were living on borrowed time here. Every minute of our life is a minute we steal from them! you see them out there. you know when we die-- we become them. You think we hide behind walls to protect us from the walking dead?! don't you get it? WE ARE THE WALKING DEAD... we are the walking dead"
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Postby Mirak's Mod Ghost » Sat May 06, 2006 8:51 pm

My girlfriend catch me in "the act" with my childhood friend(women), then she throwed a flowerpot at my head, then she runned crying "you idiot, hope you and that little bitch die! Boohoo", i didn't care since my childhood friend didn't stop kissing me and healed my head, THE END

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where did she get a flowerpot remains a mistery
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Sat May 06, 2006 8:52 pm

tat must have been nice?
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Postby Mirak's Mod Ghost » Sat May 06, 2006 8:55 pm

Yeah, the hit wit the flowerpot dizzed me
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Sat May 06, 2006 8:56 pm

but it u couldnt tell if the pot affected u or the kissing was wat was affecting u.
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Postby Stitches » Sat May 06, 2006 9:23 pm

hahaha thats hilarious. umm if that seemed insensitive then umm...sorry?
"were surrounded by the dead, were among them-- and when we finally give up we become them! were living on borrowed time here. Every minute of our life is a minute we steal from them! you see them out there. you know when we die-- we become them. You think we hide behind walls to protect us from the walking dead?! don't you get it? WE ARE THE WALKING DEAD... we are the walking dead"
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Sat May 06, 2006 9:26 pm

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Postby craig911 » Mon May 08, 2006 9:59 am

...
Everyone in this list...I shall miss with all my heart.
CarrionMan,Erix,Whispersoul,Miss Redhead,APE,narutodesu,SpellRuler,wickedali, PPGD Fan, Kyle,~Gaara's Little Angel~,TheCoosinator,DarkDragon_DEK, The.Time.Lord., Hiryu.

Farewell.
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Postby CarrionMan » Mon May 08, 2006 2:53 pm

K, it goes like this. My church went to Knott's. My friend hasn't been talking to his girlfriend for a while. So, I decide to help them. I get them together, and leave them to their romantic business. Then, I ask my friend to thank me, and he says I didn't do anything. Wuh duh fuh was that? And I do believe they've broken up again.
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Postby Darkness_calls » Mon May 08, 2006 2:54 pm

you should be angry with him ...
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Postby CarrionMan » Mon May 08, 2006 2:55 pm

He's gone emo. Of course I'm mad with him.
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Postby Darkness_calls » Mon May 08, 2006 2:57 pm

If he's gone EMO, tell him this from me:
"Cry me a river, then build a bridge and get over it!"
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Postby CarrionMan » Mon May 08, 2006 2:58 pm

The funny thing is he became emo to get that GF. lol
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Postby Darkness_calls » Mon May 08, 2006 3:02 pm

The sadness >.<
Heh but it is funny lol
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Postby CarrionMan » Mon May 08, 2006 3:11 pm

He used to be cool.
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Postby Serafina » Mon May 08, 2006 4:52 pm

Haha, Girl Talk time.

So there's this girl, right? And she's dated 3 guys and one she broke up with online, one with an answering machine and one she sent her friends to tell the guy that she was breaking up with him.

Pathetic.
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Postby CarrionMan » Mon May 08, 2006 4:53 pm

Wow, that was fast and efficient.
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Postby Serafina » Mon May 08, 2006 4:54 pm

It normally goes on for longer, but you know, no girls here to continue the gossip.
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