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 Post subject: Colbert is a god
PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 1:20 pm 
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Oh man that's funny. Thanks to the Bleedman Forums for this one.

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I must have mad hawt sex with this man.

I knew he was good... just not this good.

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I love this!

Added after 3 minutes:

OMG, i just heard the Iraq comment
"I belive that the government that governs best, is the government that governs least. To these standards, we have setup a fabulous government in Iraq"
That is getting sigged.

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I love Colbert as much as I do Jon Stewart, Jon Colbert just is a bit more better at being satirical but Jon Stewart is more for directly poking fun. I definetely watch both shows whenever I can.

I did notice Prtesident Bush didn't really laugh at most of Colbert's jokes even though they weren't that rude.


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He doesn't need to laugh...
He's the president...

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He was laughing at first.

Than he remembered just what kind of show Colbert runs.

A god-like one.

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He was laughing at first.

Than he remembered just what kind of show Colbert runs.

A god-like one.


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He doesn't need to laugh...
He's the president...
The Secret Servace laughs for him.

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Exactly.

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HA. Funny.

Oh, i saw 6 bullitproof SUVs today.
General Webster (the post general) went to the chow-hall to eat, and they almost ran me over...

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Colbert didnt do that good of a job bashing anyone...except with the joke about government in iraq

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Well, would you bash the president with the CIA/NSA/SS nearby?
I wouldn't.

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i would...then i would run...and hide....in the bathroom

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So that your already in a secluded place with no witnesses when they put 6 rounds into your forhead?

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Colbert for 2008 President! Thats what i say. (not really)

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guns cant fire through bathroom stall doors silly pants

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I thought those liberals lost all vestiges of their balls when Reagan gave each of them a vertiable political kick to the crotch. Props to Colbert for proving me wrong, if in a rather lackluster way.

Regardless, I didn't really find him that funny. Colbert isn't really one of my favorite commedians, and he always plays second banana to Stewart.

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Blashpemy.

The man is a hilarity genius.

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And there was probably more, but I'm too lazy to search.

But this man is truly godlike.

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I enjoy watching both the daily show and colbert report :P

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Wow Bob, you're really on his jock aren't you?


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I am now.

Seriously, I'm hooked.

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go cobert! haha awsomeness

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Found out it's a three parter and here are all three for easy sake:

part 1 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gj4rYe4hD6w part 2 http://youtube.com/watch?v=h4Y9fO2TpYg part 3 http://youtube.com/watch?v=vtkLY-S-6Bs

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