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Colbert is a god

Postby Dave » Tue May 02, 2006 1:20 pm

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2723919

Oh man that's funny. Thanks to the Bleedman Forums for this one.
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Postby BobSagat » Tue May 02, 2006 3:22 pm

I must have mad hawt sex with this man.

I knew he was good... just not this good.
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Postby freeyourmind775 » Tue May 02, 2006 3:39 pm

I love this!

Added after 3 minutes:

OMG, i just heard the Iraq comment
"I belive that the government that governs best, is the government that governs least. To these standards, we have setup a fabulous government in Iraq"
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Re: Colbert is a god

Postby chrisb » Tue May 02, 2006 3:43 pm

I love Colbert as much as I do Jon Stewart, Jon Colbert just is a bit more better at being satirical but Jon Stewart is more for directly poking fun. I definetely watch both shows whenever I can.

I did notice Prtesident Bush didn't really laugh at most of Colbert's jokes even though they weren't that rude.
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Postby freeyourmind775 » Tue May 02, 2006 5:03 pm

He doesn't need to laugh...
He's the president...
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Postby BobSagat » Tue May 02, 2006 5:08 pm

He was laughing at first.

Than he remembered just what kind of show Colbert runs.

A god-like one.
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Postby freeyourmind775 » Tue May 02, 2006 5:18 pm

BobSagat wrote:He was laughing at first.

Than he remembered just what kind of show Colbert runs.

A god-like one.


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Postby Luffy » Tue May 02, 2006 5:21 pm

freeyourmind775 wrote:He doesn't need to laugh...
He's the president...
The Secret Servace laughs for him.
Image"It's ever so magical to discover that nearly every adult you've ever met, particularly your parents, has been lying to you for as long as you can remember for absolutely no reason, and that has never ruined the holiday for anyone at all, fuckers."-Awthe, saying what every little boy and girl should be saying when they find out Santa isn't real.
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Postby freeyourmind775 » Tue May 02, 2006 5:22 pm

Exactly.
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Postby zepherin » Tue May 02, 2006 5:37 pm

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Postby freeyourmind775 » Tue May 02, 2006 7:51 pm

HA. Funny.

Oh, i saw 6 bullitproof SUVs today.
General Webster (the post general) went to the chow-hall to eat, and they almost ran me over...
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Postby Alucard666 » Tue May 02, 2006 7:59 pm

Colbert didnt do that good of a job bashing anyone...except with the joke about government in iraq
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Postby freeyourmind775 » Tue May 02, 2006 8:08 pm

Well, would you bash the president with the CIA/NSA/SS nearby?
I wouldn't.
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Postby Alucard666 » Tue May 02, 2006 8:18 pm

i would...then i would run...and hide....in the bathroom
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Postby freeyourmind775 » Tue May 02, 2006 8:21 pm

So that your already in a secluded place with no witnesses when they put 6 rounds into your forhead?
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Postby BoredAsHell » Tue May 02, 2006 8:23 pm

Colbert for 2008 President! Thats what i say. (not really)
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Postby Alucard666 » Tue May 02, 2006 8:23 pm

guns cant fire through bathroom stall doors silly pants
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Postby Smaug » Tue May 02, 2006 8:38 pm

Balls of steel.
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Postby Cascade » Tue May 02, 2006 8:42 pm

I thought those liberals lost all vestiges of their balls when Reagan gave each of them a vertiable political kick to the crotch. Props to Colbert for proving me wrong, if in a rather lackluster way.

Regardless, I didn't really find him that funny. Colbert isn't really one of my favorite commedians, and he always plays second banana to Stewart.
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Postby BobSagat » Tue May 02, 2006 9:16 pm

Blashpemy.

The man is a hilarity genius.

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Figure 3

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Figure 6

Figure 7

And there was probably more, but I'm too lazy to search.

But this man is truly godlike.
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Re: Colbert is a god

Postby Erix » Tue May 02, 2006 9:16 pm

I enjoy watching both the daily show and colbert report :P
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Postby Smaug » Tue May 02, 2006 9:46 pm

Wow Bob, you're really on his jock aren't you?
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Postby BobSagat » Tue May 02, 2006 9:52 pm

I am now.

Seriously, I'm hooked.
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Postby narutodesu » Tue May 02, 2006 10:02 pm

go cobert! haha awsomeness
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Postby Dave » Tue May 02, 2006 11:51 pm

Found out it's a three parter and here are all three for easy sake:

part 1 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gj4rYe4hD6w part 2 http://youtube.com/watch?v=h4Y9fO2TpYg part 3 http://youtube.com/watch?v=vtkLY-S-6Bs
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