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Quotes and funny friend or family sayings

Postby Kitsu » Tue May 02, 2006 4:06 pm

i think this is the right place to put this.

Okay here goes! post a quote from a family member or friend or work or class.

Heres a example:

3 girls in class: I love you you love me where a happy family with a great big hugg a gift from me to you won't you say you love me too!

Me: It's kindergarden..

Friend: Make it stop!!
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Postby Dark_Buster_XYZ » Tue May 02, 2006 4:10 pm

Teacher: Guys for hw you have to do all the lesson 2
My "compa": we yes have a life
al the class: lol
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Postby Kitsu » Tue May 02, 2006 4:12 pm

Me: What are you doing?

Friend: What's it look like?

*he drops a jar in sewer*

Me: Whyed you do that?

Friend: I was bored!

Me: wouldn't your parents be mad?

Friend: Shhh!
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Postby Tsunade » Tue May 02, 2006 6:43 pm

(turn on relaxing music)

*teacher: Ok close your eyes... relax...

all students closed eyes, teacher sits down, all waiting for the teacher to say something relaxing and then...

*teacher: Chapter 4 The Earth...
*students: aaa(while lol)
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Postby Darkness_calls » Tue May 02, 2006 6:53 pm

Teacher: kids, enough disturbance
*A late student walks in*
Teacher: You're late and I'm going to make you regret it
*the student looks in every direction then he runs away, everyone (also the teacher) burst into laughter*


This teacher is my math teacher, and is really funny.
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Postby Kitsu » Thu May 04, 2006 8:14 pm

Teacher: the electirc current starts..
boy student: I like cookies
Girl student: That was random
Teacher: I like cookies too but now is not the time to talk about them
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Re: Quotes and funny friend or family sayings

Postby Slate » Thu May 04, 2006 8:17 pm

*stabs home work* DIE HOMEWORK DIE!!!!

teacher: what happened to your homework?
me: my dog got it
teacher: why is there a knife in this book?
me: My dog has anger issues
teacher: and apparently he has opposable thumbs.
me: We found him near a toxic waste dump
DONT JUDGE ME I'M JUST DOIN' MY THING!

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Postby Kane369 » Thu May 04, 2006 8:21 pm

Teacher: And thats how-
Me:ZZZZZZ
Teacher: KANE! WAKE UP!!
Me: What?
Teacher: What did we talk about today?
Me: Why you have naked pictures on the internet?

((I was suspended for a week, and I failed that class))
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Thu May 04, 2006 8:36 pm

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Postby Dark_Buster_XYZ » Thu May 04, 2006 8:46 pm

my Nephew:can i play with the Xbox Please
me: no
my Nephew; please please please...
me: kick him
my Nephew: why you do that
Me: kick him again
my Nephew: ouch but...
Me: kick him again
my Nephew: bu....
Me: quick him again
my Nephew: *do nothing nothing*
Me: quick him again
My Nephew: now what i do?
Me; i'm bored

(this is very frequent on my house)
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Thu May 04, 2006 8:48 pm

lol
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Postby Kane369 » Thu May 04, 2006 8:53 pm

Bastard brother: *pounces on me and starts giving me tittie twister*
Me: WTF WAS THAT FOR?
Bastard brohter: Dunno *continues*
Me:*kicks him in the nuts*
Bro: WHAT WAS THAT FOR???
Me: Dunno.
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Postby Tsunade » Fri May 05, 2006 10:23 am

lol
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