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DoomParfait
 Post subject: Mooslim Religion
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 10:05 am 
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Today I bring forth upon the Bleedman Forums salvation, the only path to supreme happiness and enlightment, Mooslism.

Mooslism is founded upon the Great Moose, Moosalhama's teachings.

Moosalhama's teachings greatly offended the Lumberjacks of the greater Canada area, because they taught peace, love, nachos, and harmony...and that Lumberjacks wore frilly women's clothing (which has never been disproved). So he was executed, then his head brutally displayed above a fireplace as a warning to all who might follow in his hoofsteps.

But now that the mighty Lumberjack nation has fallen, Mooslism has spread across the land, bringing joy and light to an otherwise dark and smelly world.



The seven Commandments of Mooslism.

1. Honor thy moose

2.Give worship unto the moose every tuesday and second monday of the month.

3.Give up all worldy possessions, for they restrain you from achieving total Moose/man bondage.

4.To ascend to Moosevana, thou must visit Toronto, Canada at least once in your life.

5.Do not use the name of thy savior, Moosalhama, in vain.

6. Thou shall honor other religions...except mormons.

7.Thou shall dine uponst cheesy nachos every sabbath day
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 Post subject: Re: Mooslim Religion
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 10:09 am 
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doomP, this sounds like spam ^_^

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WTF is this
serious Spam in my opinion

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Spam that it is, but it reminds be of the beginning of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

My cousin was bitten by a moose once.

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No seriously, she was ingraving her intitials on the side of the moose with a sharpened tooth bru-
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Aura
 Post subject: Re: Mooslim Religion
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 10:16 am 
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you are really bored dommP

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 Post subject: Re: Mooslim Religion
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 10:19 am 
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or IS he...

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It does terrible things to a person.
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 Post subject: Re: Mooslim Religion
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Bowing down to big mammals with king-sized antlers...oh that will be the day.

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That's right., Honor me. I'm a great Moose.

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 Post subject: Re: Mooslim Religion
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Hello great Moose,I have a redneck uncle with a holy shotgun.

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Aura
 Post subject: Re: Mooslim Religion
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 10:26 am 
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i bet this thread wont last 1 hour^^

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It's 1/3 of the way there.

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 Post subject: Re: Mooslim Religion
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I'm betting it will go to page 2 in 5 hours.

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 Post subject: Re: Mooslim Religion
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 10:52 am 
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Keep this up and it will :P

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 Post subject: Re: Mooslim Religion
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 10:55 am 
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Did 1 hour pass yet?

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 Post subject: Re: Mooslim Religion
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 10:56 am 
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DoomParfait wrote:
Today I bring forth upon the Bleedman Forums salvation, the only path to supreme happiness and enlightment, Mooslism.

Mooslism is founded upon the Great Moose, Moosalhama's teachings.

Moosalhama's teachings greatly offended the Lumberjacks of the greater Canada area, because they taught peace, love, nachos, and harmony...and that Lumberjacks wore frilly women's clothing (which has never been disproved). So he was executed, then his head brutally displayed above a fireplace as a warning to all who might follow in his hoofsteps.

But now that the mighty Lumberjack nation has fallen, Mooslism has spread across the land, bringing joy and light to an otherwise dark and smelly world.



The seven Commandments of Mooslism.

1. Honor thy moose

2.Give worship unto the moose every tuesday and second monday of the month.

3.Give up all worldy possessions, for they restrain you from achieving total Moose/man bondage.

4.To ascend to Moosevana, thou must visit Toronto, Canada at least once in your life.

5.Do not use the name of thy savior, Moosalhama, in vain.

6. Thou shall honor other religions...except mormons.

7.Thou shall dine uponst cheesy nachos every sabbath day


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Ganon
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PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 10:57 am 
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Ten minutes left

Bet $20 Kami locks this just before an hour is up, just to fuck with you all

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craig911
 Post subject: Re: Mooslim Religion
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 10:58 am 
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MOOSALHAMA!
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I said the same thing in the spam forum,Moosalhama still didn't strike me to death with his hooves.

GannonFLCL,
I bet 50$ he will lock the thread in 2 hours.

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DoomParfait
 Post subject: Re: Mooslim Religion
PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 11:00 am 
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craig911 wrote:
Hello great Moose,I have a redneck uncle with a holy shotgun.


Bah, the moose infantry has already sorrounded your uncle's house, and out moose ninjas are in place.

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MOOSALHAMA!
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I said the same thing in the spam forum,Moosalhama still didn't strike me to death with his hooves.

GannonFLCL,
I bet 50$ he will lock the thread in 2 hours.


Moosy justice is dish best served lukewarm....
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I call Shinanegans.

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 Post subject: Re: Mooslim Religion
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You do know I wasn't serious that time right? :ogle:

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No[/sarcasm]

Oh yeah. Happy hourly anniversary

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 Post subject: Re: Mooslim Religion
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w00t MkAura lost the bet.

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Merry Moosemas.
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