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Mooslim Religion

Postby DoomParfait » Mon May 01, 2006 10:05 am

Today I bring forth upon the Bleedman Forums salvation, the only path to supreme happiness and enlightment, Mooslism.

Mooslism is founded upon the Great Moose, Moosalhama's teachings.

Moosalhama's teachings greatly offended the Lumberjacks of the greater Canada area, because they taught peace, love, nachos, and harmony...and that Lumberjacks wore frilly women's clothing (which has never been disproved). So he was executed, then his head brutally displayed above a fireplace as a warning to all who might follow in his hoofsteps.

But now that the mighty Lumberjack nation has fallen, Mooslism has spread across the land, bringing joy and light to an otherwise dark and smelly world.



The seven Commandments of Mooslism.

1. Honor thy moose

2.Give worship unto the moose every tuesday and second monday of the month.

3.Give up all worldy possessions, for they restrain you from achieving total Moose/man bondage.

4.To ascend to Moosevana, thou must visit Toronto, Canada at least once in your life.

5.Do not use the name of thy savior, Moosalhama, in vain.

6. Thou shall honor other religions...except mormons.

7.Thou shall dine uponst cheesy nachos every sabbath day
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Re: Mooslim Religion

Postby Aura » Mon May 01, 2006 10:09 am

doomP, this sounds like spam ^_^
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Postby Emerald Emblem » Mon May 01, 2006 10:10 am

WTF is this
serious Spam in my opinion
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Postby Ganon » Mon May 01, 2006 10:11 am

Spam that it is, but it reminds be of the beginning of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

My cousin was bitten by a moose once.
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Postby DoomParfait » Mon May 01, 2006 10:14 am

No seriously, she was ingraving her intitials on the side of the moose with a sharpened tooth bru-
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Re: Mooslim Religion

Postby Aura » Mon May 01, 2006 10:16 am

you are really bored dommP
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Re: Mooslim Religion

Postby craig911 » Mon May 01, 2006 10:19 am

or IS he...
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Postby DoomParfait » Mon May 01, 2006 10:19 am

It does terrible things to a person.
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Re: Mooslim Religion

Postby craig911 » Mon May 01, 2006 10:20 am

Bowing down to big mammals with king-sized antlers...oh that will be the day.
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Postby Spruce Moose » Mon May 01, 2006 10:21 am

That's right., Honor me. I'm a great Moose.
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Re: Mooslim Religion

Postby craig911 » Mon May 01, 2006 10:22 am

Hello great Moose,I have a redneck uncle with a holy shotgun.
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Re: Mooslim Religion

Postby Aura » Mon May 01, 2006 10:26 am

i bet this thread wont last 1 hour^^
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Postby Ganon » Mon May 01, 2006 10:27 am

It's 1/3 of the way there.
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Re: Mooslim Religion

Postby craig911 » Mon May 01, 2006 10:27 am

I'm betting it will go to page 2 in 5 hours.
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Re: Mooslim Religion

Postby noveler00 » Mon May 01, 2006 10:52 am

Keep this up and it will :P
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Re: Mooslim Religion

Postby craig911 » Mon May 01, 2006 10:55 am

Did 1 hour pass yet?
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Re: Mooslim Religion

Postby Timer » Mon May 01, 2006 10:56 am

DoomParfait wrote:Today I bring forth upon the Bleedman Forums salvation, the only path to supreme happiness and enlightment, Mooslism.

Mooslism is founded upon the Great Moose, Moosalhama's teachings.

Moosalhama's teachings greatly offended the Lumberjacks of the greater Canada area, because they taught peace, love, nachos, and harmony...and that Lumberjacks wore frilly women's clothing (which has never been disproved). So he was executed, then his head brutally displayed above a fireplace as a warning to all who might follow in his hoofsteps.

But now that the mighty Lumberjack nation has fallen, Mooslism has spread across the land, bringing joy and light to an otherwise dark and smelly world.



The seven Commandments of Mooslism.

1. Honor thy moose

2.Give worship unto the moose every tuesday and second monday of the month.

3.Give up all worldy possessions, for they restrain you from achieving total Moose/man bondage.

4.To ascend to Moosevana, thou must visit Toronto, Canada at least once in your life.

5.Do not use the name of thy savior, Moosalhama, in vain.

6. Thou shall honor other religions...except mormons.

7.Thou shall dine uponst cheesy nachos every sabbath day


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Postby Ganon » Mon May 01, 2006 10:57 am

Ten minutes left

Bet $20 Kami locks this just before an hour is up, just to fuck with you all
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Re: Mooslim Religion

Postby craig911 » Mon May 01, 2006 10:58 am

MOOSALHAMA!
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I said the same thing in the spam forum,Moosalhama still didn't strike me to death with his hooves.

GannonFLCL,
I bet 50$ he will lock the thread in 2 hours.
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Re: Mooslim Religion

Postby DoomParfait » Mon May 01, 2006 11:00 am

craig911 wrote:Hello great Moose,I have a redneck uncle with a holy shotgun.


Bah, the moose infantry has already sorrounded your uncle's house, and out moose ninjas are in place.

Added after 53 seconds:

craig911 wrote:MOOSALHAMA!
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I said the same thing in the spam forum,Moosalhama still didn't strike me to death with his hooves.

GannonFLCL,
I bet 50$ he will lock the thread in 2 hours.


Moosy justice is dish best served lukewarm....
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Postby Ganon » Mon May 01, 2006 11:02 am

I call Shinanegans.
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Re: Mooslim Religion

Postby craig911 » Mon May 01, 2006 11:02 am

You do know I wasn't serious that time right? :ogle:
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Postby Ganon » Mon May 01, 2006 11:06 am

No[/sarcasm]

Oh yeah. Happy hourly anniversary
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Re: Mooslim Religion

Postby craig911 » Mon May 01, 2006 11:10 am

w00t MkAura lost the bet.
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Postby DoomParfait » Mon May 01, 2006 11:11 am

Merry Moosemas.
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