DoomParfait wrote:Today I bring forth upon the Bleedman Forums salvation, the only path to supreme happiness and enlightment, Mooslism.
Mooslism is founded upon the Great Moose, Moosalhama's teachings.
Moosalhama's teachings greatly offended the Lumberjacks of the greater Canada area, because they taught peace, love, nachos, and harmony...and that Lumberjacks wore frilly women's clothing (which has never been disproved). So he was executed, then his head brutally displayed above a fireplace as a warning to all who might follow in his hoofsteps.
But now that the mighty Lumberjack nation has fallen, Mooslism has spread across the land, bringing joy and light to an otherwise dark and smelly world.
The seven Commandments of Mooslism.
1. Honor thy moose
2.Give worship unto the moose every tuesday and second monday of the month.
3.Give up all worldy possessions, for they restrain you from achieving total Moose/man bondage.
4.To ascend to Moosevana, thou must visit Toronto, Canada at least once in your life.
5.Do not use the name of thy savior, Moosalhama, in vain.
6. Thou shall honor other religions...except mormons.
7.Thou shall dine uponst cheesy nachos every sabbath day
craig911 wrote:Hello great Moose,I have a redneck uncle with a holy shotgun.
I said the same thing in the spam forum,Moosalhama still didn't strike me to death with his hooves.
I bet 50$ he will lock the thread in 2 hours.
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