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MySpace Suicide

Postby ChaosKitty » Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:02 pm

http://news.ncmonline.com/news/view_art ... b9682dcb19

And, to follow up, teh funny version.

http://hitlermyspace.ytmnd.com/

The first thing is real though. Sad? Funny? You decide.
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Re: MySpace Suicide

Postby Kazuo Kiriyama » Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:13 pm

Killed himself over a girl? Good riddance. The world could certainly use one less spoiled emo shit.
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Re: MySpace Suicide

Postby Material Defender » Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:15 pm

Sheesh, that guy had a good life. That was a spur of the moment piece of being a shithead, one that ended his life.
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Postby KingOfRock » Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:35 pm

Aww i really dont know what to say... thats bad. Me no like it.
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Postby Levitation1o1 » Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:43 pm

Geez... what a prick.

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Postby Anti-Pants Man » Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:51 pm

No, YTMND = retarded as hell. And myspace is just too scene.
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Postby Mandy » Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:53 pm

Well...if he did this over a girl, why did he put that he was married?
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Re: MySpace Suicide

Postby Material Defender » Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:54 pm

His bio was filled with lies. 8ft 11in? $250,000 a year?
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Postby Smaug » Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:55 pm

But APM. Myspace people love gays and bi people. You should fit right in.

And yeah, that guy totally sucks for killing himself. But meh, his choice. He's an idiot.
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Postby Mandy » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:03 pm

Besides, it's just one girl. He should have just waited till he graduated and slept with some girl in college instead of just thinking that not having this girl would ruin his life.

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Well, the guy is getting the huge amount of attention that he wanted. :/
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Re: MySpace Suicide

Postby Shockro » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:05 pm

Yeah, I can't say I really feel any pity towards him. He seems kind of...retarded.
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Postby Suicidal Cheesecake » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:05 pm

Yeah, so doesn't that mean that the story was a lie too? And besides he is a prick, he had a good life but he threw it away over a girl, hes a dumbass.
I ran up my door,
Shut the stairs,
Got in my prayer,
Said my pajamas,
Jumped in light,
And turned off the bed.
All cause you kissed me goodnight.
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Re: MySpace Suicide

Postby Rival » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:07 pm

ChaosKitty wrote:http://news.ncmonline.com/news/view_article.html?article_id=6d8134fbbe964d76f864b3b9682dcb19
The first thing is real though. Sad? Funny? You decide.

Nothing of both, he didn't like his life, and didn't have enough power to do something about it, so he killed himself. It was his decision, so whatever.
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Re: MySpace Suicide

Postby Material Defender » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:07 pm

Shockro wrote:Yeah, I can't say I really feel any pity towards him. He seems kind of...retarded.


That's obvious from the writing of himself and his friends.
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Postby Suicidal Cheesecake » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:07 pm

Yeah. I agree with you there. But I still say it was a dumb decision.
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Postby Smaug » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:09 pm

Yeah, it was completely his right to kill himself. But that doesn't make him anything other than the biggest dumbass in the world. ESPECIALLY over a girl. Holy shit. That's like killing yourself because the milk in your fridge went bad. You can always go out and buy another one.
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Postby Mandy » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:09 pm

can we get a link to his actual MySpace?
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Postby Suicidal Cheesecake » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:11 pm

Probably.
I ran up my door,
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All cause you kissed me goodnight.
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Postby Mandy » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:12 pm

Smaug wrote:Yeah, it was completely his right to kill himself. But that doesn't make him anything other than the biggest dumbass in the world. ESPECIALLY over a girl. Holy shit. That's like killing yourself because the milk in your fridge went bad. You can always go out and buy another one.
Don't say that you can buy another girl, say that you can 'get anopther one'. btw, where did he get the gun?
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Re: MySpace Suicide

Postby Material Defender » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:12 pm

Just have to look for it.
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Postby Smaug » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:13 pm

Mandy wrote:
Smaug wrote:Yeah, it was completely his right to kill himself. But that doesn't make him anything other than the biggest dumbass in the world. ESPECIALLY over a girl. Holy shit. That's like killing yourself because the milk in your fridge went bad. You can always go out and buy another one.
Don't say that you can buy another girl, say that you can 'get anopther one'. btw, where did he get the gun?


I said what I meant and I meant what I said.
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Postby Suicidal Cheesecake » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:14 pm

Yeah, but I don't think it will be there. Maybe his "friends" deleted it from myspace.
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Postby Smaug » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:16 pm

Suicidal Cheesecake wrote:Yeah, but I don't think it will be there. Maybe his "friends" deleted it from myspace.


Why put quotes around the word friends? Are you saying that he really didn't have any cuz he killed himself? Or something completely different.
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Postby Material Defender » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:17 pm

Smaug wrote:
Mandy wrote:
Smaug wrote:Yeah, it was completely his right to kill himself. But that doesn't make him anything other than the biggest dumbass in the world. ESPECIALLY over a girl. Holy shit. That's like killing yourself because the milk in your fridge went bad. You can always go out and buy another one.
Don't say that you can buy another girl, say that you can 'get anopther one'. btw, where did he get the gun?


I said what I meant and I meant what I said.


COnsidering that most guys pay for nearly everything in a relationship, buy another one seems approaite.
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Postby Suicidal Cheesecake » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:20 pm

No, I put the quotes around them because I think this was a joke to everyone. Like, people he knows or his actual friends made a myspace and it was about him and after he hacked into it, he put in the suicide note and killed himself. So then his friends (either actual or not) deleted it so no one who know where to go to find it.

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Got in my prayer,
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All cause you kissed me goodnight.
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