Happy Birthday Male! I've know you as such a weird man, but that's what makes you special and I like you for that. So celebrate today doing the weird shit you love because DAMN IT YOU WERE BORN TODAY!
So salutations to your parents for creating you... I guess!
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.
Stuff: Exodis is funnier than people give him credit for.