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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Mercen-X » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:19 am

Simpsons Road Rage

"(singing) I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I mean... S-M-A-R-T!"
"You drive like I think... ... slowly."
"Get in, I've got candy."
Homer Simpson

"Can you take me home? Thieves stole my police car."
"Ow! Sat on my gun."
Chief Wiggum

Simpsons Hit & Run

Homer Simpson: Barney, you know that cooler I gave you for your birthday? Well, Flanders wants it back.
Barney Gumble: Now what am I gonna use for a toilet?

Lisa Simpson: Thanks for delivering my model of the digestive system. Hey! Where's the gall bladder?
Homer Simpson: I got hungry and... it was a fig?
Lisa Simpson: It was modeling clay!

Lisa Simpson: See? You are a good cop!
Chief Wiggum: Ah, you're just saying that.
Lisa Simpson: Yes, I am.

"(singing) Speed! Glorious speed!"
Lisa Simpson

"Fireworks make my ears yell!"
Ralph Wiggum

"Now, what can I use to board up the windows? I know! Boards!"
"I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!"
"I'm a lean, mean... speed thingy!"
"(shreaks) He'll find my scorpion farm, then where will my scorpions live?"
"(chanting) Two, four, six, eight! You suck! I'm great! La da! La da! You, I hate!"
"Not *leaf-blower* aliens! *Tentacle* aliens!"
Homer Simpson

"I am a lean, mean, vindaloo machine!"
"Unless I redeem myself, I will be reincarnated as a sea cucumber. Or worse, a land cucumber!"
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Mad-Mutt » Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:24 am

Going old school as hell for this one.

"Its a secret to everybody."
-That one guy in the cave from the original Zelda game.
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Asmodai » Fri Sep 20, 2013 7:06 am

" War, war never changes"
- Fallout
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Sigmas » Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:23 pm

"Feeling bulletproof?"
-Sam Fisher to Human shield, Splinter Cell: Conviction
"Stick around... I'm full of bad ideas." -Isaac Clarke
"You've chosen your Answer. Now see it through." -Serene Haze
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Glacial Expanse » Sat Sep 21, 2013 3:33 am

"I have no intelligence!"
"Hehehe, hey you just called yourself stupid!"
- Sam Fisher interrogating a North Korean Grunt, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

It's the bald guy in the Battery Level, where the General shoots one of the technicians responsible for the missile that sank the Clarence E. Walsh.
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Asmodai » Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:42 pm

"Rarasreagh"
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby The Mad Doctor » Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:39 pm

"Better not cause trouble... Yet"
-Kyle Katarn
Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi outcast

in the beginning of the seventh level when you finally use you're light saber you won't be able to use it right away. when you try to use it, Kyle will say the quote above.
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby nobody » Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:05 pm

"Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had real tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!"
"When the remarkable becomes bizarre, reason turns rancid."
"Only the insane equate pain with success"
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Kyliea » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:49 pm

It's a bit long but I never did forget this one from 'Portal 2'

“I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Sigmas » Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:12 pm

Dagon- "WHAT?! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
Dante- "You can hide that body, but the smell? Hooo, there is no covering up."
-Devil May Cry 4
"Stick around... I'm full of bad ideas." -Isaac Clarke
"You've chosen your Answer. Now see it through." -Serene Haze
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Asmodai » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:28 am

"The future is unwritten, and its foolish to squint at that what cannot be seen."
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Dibullba » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:02 am

Gotta love World of Warcraft quotes:
"Tempest Keep was merely a set back"~Kael'thas Sunstrider
"Run away little girl, run away"~Big Bad Wolf
"You are not prepared!"~Illidan Stormrage
"You.....Will.....Die"~C'thun
"I remember you... IN THE MOUNTAINS!"~Thorim
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Asmodai » Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:28 am

I dont know, I wouldnt call those great quotes... A good quote can stand on its own, without needing context
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Mad-Mutt » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:14 am

"This is America, where a lying, cheating degenerate like myself can prosper."
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby YesterdaysLingo » Tue Oct 01, 2013 11:33 pm

"BY REGISTERING IN THE BADASS TOURNAMENT, YOU LEGALLY FORFEIT YOUR RIGHT TO CRY, EAT TOFU, OR WATCH MOVIES WHERE PEOPLE, KISS IN THE RAIN AND SH*T."
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Mad-Mutt » Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:15 am

"What in the name of screaming shit!"
-Predator: Concrete Jungle
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby tonightscake » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:12 pm

"It's not a plan, but it's a perfect plan"(totally legit)
-Garrus, Mass Effect 2
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Havoc » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:43 pm

"The right man, in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world."
-The GMan, Half Life 2.
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Sigmas » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:45 pm

"First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With... great... force! Every angle...! It penetrates! Until...! With... great... strength! Iiiiiii ram it in!
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In the end... we are all satisfied... And you are set free."
-Dante, Devil May Cry 4

Gotta love double entendres.
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Sigmas » Thu Dec 26, 2013 12:17 pm

Isabel, this thread is for favorite video game quotes. You know, something someone said in a video game that you think is really good.

Izzy - "So you were in love with your boss... and she shot you? ...That is messed up."
Dalton - "Eh, three hours in surgery, two nights in ICU. Oddly enough... not the worst date I've ever been on."
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"Stick around... I'm full of bad ideas." -Isaac Clarke
"You've chosen your Answer. Now see it through." -Serene Haze
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby nightmare1993 » Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:01 pm

Fallout 3: James (Vault 101 dad)- "Revelation 21:6. I am Alpha and Omega. The beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life, freely."

Skyrim: Paarthurnax- "What is better, to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"

Borderlands: Psycho- "Strip the flesh, salt the wound!"

Fallout New Vegas: Joshua Graham- "I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it's just a chore, just like any other."
"In a world filled with misery and uncertainty, it is a great comfort to know that, in the end, there is light in the darkness."
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