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what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Riz » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:19 pm

newlywebbed

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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Tuor » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:20 pm

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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby EagleMan » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:29 pm

What do you call the wife after she eats her husband?

A widow
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Tuor » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:30 pm

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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby tonightscake » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:39 pm

What twitches at the bottom of the ocean?
Why not?
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:50 pm

You're sense of humor is slipping, Lily.
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Exodis » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:51 pm

What do you call a- oh fuck it, I'm bad at this.
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Q.U. » Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:09 pm

I'll just take this opportunity to share one of the funniest images I've seen in a while.


http://i.imgur.com/spkqFQG.jpg
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby BeeAre » Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:38 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:You're sense of humor is slipping, Lily.

YOU'RE GRUMP IS SHOWING WHATIS
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Hiryu » Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:47 pm

Now that's funny.
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:48 pm

My grammar is always on shaky footing. I feel like I'm less of a grump than I have been in the past.
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby BeeAre » Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:50 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:My grammar is always on shaky footing. I feel like I'm less of a grump than I have been in the past.


oh grood :][
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:50 pm

Don't you patronize me.
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Millo » Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:47 pm

What do Pumpkins celebrate on October 31st?

The Hallowcaust
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby BeeAre » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:27 am

Whatis6times9 wrote:Don't you patronize me.


of course not sweetie.
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Oct 25, 2013 6:09 am

What did the man running poker night do when he sprained his arm?

Deal with it.
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