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what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Riz » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:19 pm

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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Tuor » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:20 pm

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby EagleMan » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:29 pm

What do you call the wife after she eats her husband?

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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Tuor » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:30 pm

Tuor wrote:Image
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby tonightscake » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:39 pm

What twitches at the bottom of the ocean?
Why not?
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:50 pm

You're sense of humor is slipping, Lily.
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:51 pm

What do you call a- oh fuck it, I'm bad at this.
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Q.U. » Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:09 pm

I'll just take this opportunity to share one of the funniest images I've seen in a while.


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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby BeeAre » Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:38 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:You're sense of humor is slipping, Lily.

YOU'RE GRUMP IS SHOWING WHATIS
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Vampire Hiryu » Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:47 pm

Now that's funny.
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:48 pm

My grammar is always on shaky footing. I feel like I'm less of a grump than I have been in the past.
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby BeeAre » Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:50 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:My grammar is always on shaky footing. I feel like I'm less of a grump than I have been in the past.


oh grood :][
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:50 pm

Don't you patronize me.
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Millo » Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:47 pm

What do Pumpkins celebrate on October 31st?

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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby BeeAre » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:27 am

Whatis6times9 wrote:Don't you patronize me.


of course not sweetie.
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Re: what do you call two spiders that just got married

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Oct 25, 2013 6:09 am

What did the man running poker night do when he sprained his arm?

Deal with it.
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