I was gonna say that Whatis!
So yeah, Walter Whatis and Jesse Pabstman.
Let's expan it a bit and cast who would play Hank, Skyler, Walter Jr., Marie, etc.
Or am I taking things too far...?
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.
Stuff: Exodis is funnier than people give him credit for.