I have been having such wweeiirrdd dreams this past week. I'll just express the one I had recently.
So I was heading to the beach with the family, going to a restaurant that's feet deep in the ocean. I, for some reason, get convicted of murder and. So, I run away from the cops and hide in an apartment. I wait there, and even put a sign in the front of the place that says, if I remember correctly, "Don't come; danger near." I go inside the apartment complex only to, no fucking lie, find Blood Lord in the hallaway outside the rooms. He says "Dude, just let yourself give up." And I say "Not a chance." So I have a small kitchen knife with Blordy having a those brass knuckle knives. Was a cool fight till I got slashed a few times on my arm. I think "What the hell am I doing...?" so I say "Screw this man, I don't want this!" and Blordy says "Well then stop screwing around and help me get the son of a bitch!". Out of nowhere, this guy in a black robe and hood appears and begins running away. So me and Blordy chase after the guy and the dream ends.
So yeah, that happened. More dream stories to come. Preview: One dream includes Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson and his wife Mortemor, another with Alucard as a family friend, and another with me and a group of people in a deserted city against sun zombies.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.
Stuff: Exodis is funnier than people give him credit for.