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Re: Dream thread

Postby MERASMUS! » Mon Jun 24, 2013 5:36 pm

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Re: Dream thread

Postby Creppy Eggy » Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:36 pm

Well that's a dick motive.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Dream thread

Postby Guardian » Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:45 pm

>.>

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Re: Damn thread

Postby Guardian » Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:45 pm

>.>

<.<

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Re: Damn thread

Postby EagleMan » Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:47 pm

blord why you using bad words man
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Re: Damn thread

Postby Creppy Eggy » Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:47 pm

Well I'll be damned.
Nice one Blord, you damn dam of a man... damn fine.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Damn thread

Postby Guardian » Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:52 pm

Oh shi-

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SOMEONE DONE DID SUNK MAH DAM
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Grey » Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:56 pm

TheMadDoctor wrote:I really do not want this turned into a "damn" thread.
too damn bad
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Re: Damn thread

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:02 pm

I dreamed once that I gave a damn. It came true. But it was about ordering pizza.
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Re: Damn thread

Postby Creppy Eggy » Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:04 pm

Damn, cool story bro.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Damn thread

Postby Grey » Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:06 pm

i'll be damned, this thread took a good turn
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Re: Damn thread

Postby Mad-Mutt » Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:45 pm

Hey guys.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

It said, "Dam!"
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Re: Damn thread

Postby Guardian » Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:49 pm

One time a Dam man went to drink the Dam water. He was all out of Dam water so he went and got his Dam bucket to fill it up with Dam water from the Dam well. His Dam well was empty, so he went to another Dam man to get Dam water. He asked the Dam man," Can I have some Dam water, Please?" The Dam man Replied, "Get your own Dam water!"
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Re: Damn thread

Postby Guardian » Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:50 pm

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Re: Damn thread

Postby MERASMUS! » Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:24 pm

Blood Lord wrote:>.>

<.<

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Re: Damn thread

Postby Grey » Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:31 pm

i agree
damn him
damn him to hell
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Re: Damn thread

Postby Saint Soul » Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:33 pm

Damn your dream thread.
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Re: Damn thread

Postby Guardian » Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:34 pm

Tis has been so.
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Re: Damn thread

Postby Biostar » Mon Jun 24, 2013 11:16 pm

My dreams are always so damn complicated as of late. Its never a pointless, random situation anymore but a logically set plot you would see in fiction, complete with a roster of characters. Sometimes I'm dumped right in the middle of a damn steampunk world where I am fighting against an evil overlord or some horror story. It's so immersing that sometimes I keep falling back into the same damn dream if I go back to sleep not too long after waking up. This has caused me to lose time since I underestimate how damn long the dreams are. I could probably write a damn good story but the thing is a minute or two after I fully wake up I can't remember one specific detail of the dream. Just a vague recollection of the premise. My dream last night was damn interesting too I think.
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Re: Damn thread

Postby Mathias » Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:59 am

Damn, man.
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Re: Dream thread

Postby MERASMUS! » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:41 am

He he...
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Re: Damn thread

Postby Mad-Mutt » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:43 am

I'm kind of surprised no ones done this one yet.

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Re: Damn thread

Postby Creppy Eggy » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:03 pm

Damn Mutt! Nice one.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Damn thread

Postby Havoc » Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:44 pm

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Re: Damn thread

Postby Wulfespinndel » Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:12 am

Well, since you guys are doing it I might as well...don't know if it counts though.

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