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Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sun Jun 23, 2013 12:10 am

Every game has that one line, that ONE LINE you love so much you just can't forget it. So just read the title and begin!
Notable ones I like:
Bioshock: "Would you kindly...?"
Fallout: "War. War Never Changes"
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Tuor » Sun Jun 23, 2013 1:48 am

"I need a weapon"
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Sig Skellington » Sun Jun 23, 2013 1:50 am

Mine are in my signature, the first from Dead Space 2, the second from Armored Core: For Answer.
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sun Jun 23, 2013 2:18 pm

What is the truth?
We place faith in ourselves. We see the world the way it really is, and hope that one day mankind will see the same.

What is the world then?
An illusion. One of which we can submit to, as most do, or transcend.

What is it to transcend?
To recognize that nothing is true and everything is permitted. That laws arise not from divinity but reason. I understand now that our creed does not command us to be free; it commands us to be wise.
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby MERASMUS! » Sun Jun 23, 2013 2:36 pm

Tuor wrote:"I need a weapon"

:D also mine.
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Mad-Mutt » Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:23 pm

Oh, boy this one is a long, long list. Here's only a small amount of my favorites.

"Jill Sandwich."
-Original Resident Evil (Biohazard)

"Nanomachines son!"
-Metal Gear Rising

"F.K. in the coffee! It never fails!"
-Deadly Premonition

"I can't wait to get my hands on his joystick!"
*Makoto
-Blazblue: Continuum Shift

"I'm so hungry, the next squirrel I see, I'm shooting it."
-The Last of Us

"I'm so fucking butt-heart over these mother fucking Chomp-Chomps!!!"
-An angry guy named Pat while playing Mario Cart

"The Baby."
-Metroid: Other M

"Haker."
*Shodan*
-System Shock

"What is it you're afraid of Batman? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Failing to save the Commissioner in time? Me, in a thong?"
*Joker*
-Batman: Arkam Asylum

"Cheese! Cheese for everyone!"
-Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion

"X-men! Welcome to Die!"
*Magnito*
-X-Men: Arcade Game

"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:34 pm

Fisher: Don't bother with the "Who are you?" crap. We're too old for children's games.
North Korean colonel: Fine. What do you want, American?
Fisher: This battery is on the logistics train down Kaesong-Munsan, what's the divisional strength?
North Korean colonel: Why should I tell you? You'll kill me anyway.
Fisher: It's a game of position, colonel, and you've already lost. Do you need to condemn 50,000 men as well?

-Interrogation with a Colonel, Battery Mission, Splinter Cell Chaos Theory
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Sig Skellington » Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:25 pm

Fuse: Stage 4, Sheng Island
Jacob: Brooks, you must have really made an impression on this woman!
Izzy: You surprised?
Dalton: Can we make fun of me later?
Jacob: What ever you did, would you just apologize?
Dalton: Why do you always assume I'm at fault?
Jacob: Because you're ALWAYS AT FAULT!
Izzy: Guys, enough. We've got bigger problems.
Dalton: Thank you.
Izzy: Besides, we all know Dalton's at fault.
Dalton: You too, Izzy?!
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Havoc » Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:15 am

"I hear it's amazing when the Purple-stuffed worm in Flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw-blink on Hari-kiri Rock! I need scissors! 61!"
-Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty


"I'm Alexander the Great."
"You're not Alexander."
-God Hand

"I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... it doesn't matter, it didn't slow him down. But it really began to smell! Must have been clowns."
-Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Asmodai » Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:38 am

Honestly, any Dawn of War quote (or Warhammer 40K quote)... My favorites being:

"There is no innocence. Only varying degrees of guilt."

"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment."

"WAAAAGH!"
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Mad-Mutt » Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:48 am

Oh crap how could I forget the flap jaw worm from MGS:2!

Oh, well at least someone mentioned it.

More quotes courtesy of Suda 51:

"Taste my big Boner!"
-Shadows of the Dammed
(It's the name of his gun)

"Wow, Zombies suck dick at driving!"
-Lollipop Chainsaw

"Rich assassins pull the craziest shit."
-No More Heroes
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Sig Skellington » Mon Jun 24, 2013 1:16 pm

Vanquish
Lt. Burns: Thank God I'm an atheist.

BF: Bad Company 2
Sweetwater: So much for the element of disguise. They know where the satellite's goin'.
Haggard: How the hell could they know? You hacked the god damn satellite!
Sweetwater: "How could they know"?! LOOK UP!
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Wulfespinndel » Mon Jun 24, 2013 3:39 pm

"Fuckhead."

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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Guardian » Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:49 pm

Do a barrel roll! - Peppy, Star Fox 64

We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to strangle them with their own-living-guts! - Sgt. Johnston, Halo

Lady, you couldn't even find your own ass, even with your friends' help! - Canderous Ordo, Knights of the Old Republic.
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Sig Skellington » Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:17 pm

Devil May Cry 3
Dante: I'm beginning to think I've got rotten luck with women...

Devil May Cry 4
Dante: Though a fight every now and then does make life a little more interesting... don't ya think?

Agnus: Just as foul-mouthed as I'd heard, the rumors prove true... as will the new one's concerning your d-d-d-d-d-demise...
Nero: Isn't that a little harsh? Killing me because of the way I... t-t-t-t-t-t-talk?
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby MERASMUS! » Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:52 pm

Half Life 2 is epic. But the ending of episode 2 made me angry at valve.
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Creppy Eggy » Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:57 pm

And... this has somethig to do Video Game quotes why?
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Sig Skellington » Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:00 pm

There's always someone that accidentally doesn't follow the rules of a thread (or simply posts on the wrong thread). No offense, Doc.
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Wulfespinndel » Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:11 pm

Sigment Kurosai wrote:Devil May Cry 3
Dante: I'm beginning to think I've got rotten luck with women...

Devil May Cry 4
Dante: Though a fight every now and then does make life a little more interesting... don't ya think?

Agnus: Just as foul-mouthed as I'd heard, the rumors prove true... as will the new one's concerning your d-d-d-d-d-demise...
Nero: Isn't that a little harsh? Killing me because of the way I... t-t-t-t-t-t-talk?

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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Biostar » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:54 am

Bellorosso del Fiore wrote:What is the truth?
We place faith in ourselves. We see the world the way it really is, and hope that one day mankind will see the same.

What is the world then?
An illusion. One of which we can submit to, as most do, or transcend.

What is it to transcend?
To recognize that nothing is true and everything is permitted. That laws arise not from divinity but reason. I understand now that our creed does not command us to be free; it commands us to be wise.

Just the one line but yeah
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Wulfespinndel » Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:59 am

I only found out about that conversation just a few days ago. I would have quoted the one line but the whole conversation had something special to it. I would have done the same thing with Ezio's perspective on the creed from Revelations.
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Sig Skellington » Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:27 pm

Homer, Simpsons Hit & Run
"And people say I'm slow... Wait a minute... That was an insult!"
"Stick around... I'm full of bad ideas." -Isaac Clarke
"You've chosen your Answer. Now see it through." -Serene Haze
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Guardian » Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:00 am

"Over the years I've grown used to smell of dead bodies... that's probably a bad sign..." - Garrus ME2
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Re: Favorite Video Game Quotes

Postby Sig Skellington » Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:14 am

Mass Effect, huh? I know a good one.

ME3-
Shepard: "Careful, there goes the next Shadow Broker."
Garrus: "Could've sworn he was muttering 'T'Soni' the whole time."
Liara: "Not funny."
"Stick around... I'm full of bad ideas." -Isaac Clarke
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