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Postby The Mad Doctor » Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:05 am

Tell me about your Dreams. Nightmares to the most insane. If leonardo Decaprio was in any of them, then you're definitly fucked.
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Q.U. » Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:43 am

I had a wet dream tonight. About you.

I dreamt that you reached over 1k posts on some internet forum, and it made you so sexy that I wanted to ban you to have you all for myself.

Then we fucked.




And then Grey came over with weed.

And then I woke up.
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Re: Dream thread

Postby The Mad Doctor » Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:17 am

*silently walks away from mentally unstable gay person*
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Grey » Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:59 am

it's not gay it's free love
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Re: Dream thread

Postby True Order » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:11 am

I was thinking about making a thread for this.

You beat me to the punch that I never actually went for....

But kudos!

I could share many MANY dreams but should I?


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Re: Dream thread

Postby Q.U. » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:23 am

Share some for me too.

I haven't had/remembered any dreams for years now.
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Mad-Mutt » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:28 am

If you all don't mind I'll take a wake at this.
(Yes that was a criminally bad pun)

So, I had this dream that I was out riding my bike and I passed this stone next to the highway. It was shaped like a head stone and it had some numbers written on it. I passed this stone twice and when I saw someone else pass by it their head exploded sending viscera and gore flying in all directions. Other people passed by this stone and their heads all exploded to. Two guys passed by on their bikes and only one of their heads exploded while the other just sped off. Two guys passed by in a car, but only one dude's head exploded, but he was the driver so the other guy was killed when the car crashed.

I came to the conclusion that the stone was making people's heads explode and it freaked me out because I passed by that stone twice and I don't want my head to explode. I have a long list of things I don't want to happen to me and my head exploding is one of them that's really close to the top.

I called the police in my dream to tell them about the stone that was making people's heads explode and surprisingly they believed me. When the cops showed up though their heads all began to pop like zits in a symphony of gushing blood that shot into the air in such an over the top manner that you would think you were watching an overly violent anime.
I don't know what happened next in the dream because I woke up shortly after that and boy was I glad that turned out to be a dream.

So... yeah, after that I watched Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles.

I don't sleep very often due to insomnia, but when I do I have some very... interesting dreams.
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Mir@k » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:31 am

does daydreaming when high count? c:
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Exodis » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:55 am

Yes. Now share us your tales of sleep!


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Re: Dream thread

Postby Alopunk » Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:45 pm

I had a dream where I was picking flowers in a forest. They were all unusually blue... like blue sunflowers, blue lillies, and blue roses.
But it turns out I wasn't picking the flowers from a forest anymore, I was actually stealing them from outside someone's house.The owner noticed and started chasing after me with a metal bat in one hand.
I was running away from the person, hiding behind cars and trees and then hid inside a 7-11. I walked to the back of the store, opened the back door and somehow ended up at my front porch. I walked inside my house and gave the flowers to my mom as a present.

It's funny because I would probably go through all that trouble for my mom in real life anyway, haha. :p
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Teran » Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:04 pm

I hate my dreams. Everyone's an asshole on them for some reason.
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Q.U. » Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:14 pm

Maybe you shouldn't be dreaming about me then?
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Yog » Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:40 pm

I have weird dreams.

One of my nightmares was getting decapitated. Except it didn't end.

There's also the driving nightmare. The car keeps speeding up, and speeding up, ending with me crashing into a wall.

Another was one where my gay friend got murdered. That resulted in me going crazy and hunting down the killers.
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Millo » Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:18 pm

I had a dream i was dating my highschool english teacher, god she was too gorgeous for words and a big ass to boot. I miss her.
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Exodis » Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:20 pm

Now THAT is a wet dream.
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Teran » Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:20 pm

Haven't had one of those in years.
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:49 am

I dreamed I was a magician that liked to imagine he was a guy that was asleep. He'd be trying to do a magic show, but his imagination was so powerful the thought of being that person made his arm numb for some reason and his magic show flopped and people threw money at him because someone was buying their rotten tomatoes for his pig backstage.
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Mad-Mutt » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:02 am

I've had more screwed up dreams than I care to count, but I'm not going to spam you all to shit with them (even though this is spam) so I'll just keep them recent.

Okay so here's a dream I had a little while ago.

In this dream I was in my backyard and all of a sudden bugs started to crawl out of my mouth and in seconds I was vomiting up all manner of insects. I remember them looking really freaky in my dream, but I can't remember any details about them other than the one I had in my fingers had these really bit mandibles.
Then the bugs started coming out of my ears and I started pulling them out of my eyes and there were these flying insects swarming all over the place and they flew up to some old guy and ate him so fast there was nothing left of him in a matter of seconds.
I was pulling bug after bug out of my eye balls, but I was somehow remaining intact and unharmed. It was like my body was making these bugs out of nothing.
They bugs swarmed and crawled all over the place in countless numbers and before I could even begin to make any amount of sense of it all, I woke up.

I've had way worse than that, but that was a pretty weird one.
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Fievel » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:25 pm

I had a dream where I woke up and went to school. Then I woke up and it actually happened.
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:29 pm

I had that exact same experience, but instead of school it was work. But the first time was cooler because I was jumping around like a ninja throwing things on shelves with expertise.
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Blood Lord » Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:30 pm

I had a dream like that too, but instead of school or work, it was about space pirates and it didn't happen when I woke up.
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Mathias » Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:03 pm

Yesterday, I was texting a female friend for the first time. Because of a particular topic, I wound up dreaming that she was topless.
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Mad-Mutt » Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:15 pm

I'd hate to be the bringer of bad news, but to those of you who are having the "Going to School Dreams" those dreams may continue long after to graduate. In the dream you'll usually have to go back to school for a whole other year or two because you didn't complete some bullshit class or something.

There are people who are well into their forties who still have those "You have to back to School Dreams"
Its like some kind of very less traumatic PTSD.
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Re: Dream thread

Postby The Mad Doctor » Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:20 pm

I never had that kind of dream let alone not finished any classes.
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Re: Dream thread

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:53 pm

Never say never, Mad~ The future may prove interesting.

I've had a dream where a coworker was trying to seduce me, but at the time I thought I was awake and was scared I'd lose my job if I had my way with her. Then it happened anyways in the bathroom. It's been awkward to work with her ever since.
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