Speaking of adrenaline junkies, I didn't break anybones but I'm one risk-taking bastard.
I once was at the beach and there was huge rocks to jump on. There was a huge gap between the next huge rock so I jumped in. As I started crawling on the next rock the tide pulled me in, and I slammed my face 3 times on the rock. Scars on my chest, mainly on my face, and I had a huge bruise at the bottom of my eye. Damn... that was fun.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.
Stuff: Exodis is funnier than people give him credit for.