And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby EagleMan » Tue May 28, 2013 5:22 am

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Tue May 28, 2013 5:32 am

You need to post more
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby True Order » Tue May 28, 2013 5:40 am

Mehhhh, I post when I post.


I don't always post even when I want to post and I sometimes post when I don't want to.

I think there's a word for that....


Anyway I'm off to crawl in a corner and turn invisible to avoid the internet cops who will check my house whilst looking for me because I hatht revealed yet another seemingly tiny detail that proved to be a secret worth killing me over. A very normal occurrence actually.

Run on sentences aside, tata for (length of time between posting here).
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby The Mad Doctor » Tue May 28, 2013 5:54 am

I rather not know what that would be.
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Postby Hiryu » Tue May 28, 2013 8:30 am

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Tue May 28, 2013 10:04 am

I love that fake Kaz twitter.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Asmodai » Tue May 28, 2013 12:34 pm

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"If they were to pull off Krusty's heist, they were going to need a distraction, and Bart was best at that. Homer thought it was a stupid idea, but the money was too good to say no.

The next day, Bart and Otto arrived at Homer's house and readied up. They were to meet Lenny and Carl at the Springfield Bank where they robbery was supposed to take place.

Bart walked into the bank, and immediately began his stint, taking the security guards by surprise. And then Homer took over, bashing both in the head with his rifle and walking in, commanding every one to get down.

As the duffel bags were filled with cash, Lenny and Carl went to the larger safe in the back. Homer watched guard, as Lenny and Carl finished their gig. After they destroyed the civilian's cell phones and took out the phone lines, the group left.

Homer rushed to Lenny's car, pushing Bart in. As he went to hand the duffel bag to Lenny, he was stopped with a cold Duff beer, courtesy of Lenny

"Hey Homer, you're gonna need this."

Boom. A gunshot went off, straight into Homer's leg. Homer dropped to his knees, as Lenny pushed him over. In the back of car, Bart struggled as Carl tried to contain him.

"We don't need the money, we got what we came for." The car drove off, speeding away as Homer regained his strength.

Chief Wiggum's police sirens grew louder as Homer got up, awaiting his final demise. He leaned up against a parked police car, taking out a loaded .45 pistol and cracked open his beer. As he took a sip, the rest of the boys in blue surrounded him, guns armed.

Homer smiled and said one final word.

"Doh." "


Eeeeh, I dont really like this one. I'm gonna say that Sideshow Bob is the next one
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Tue May 28, 2013 1:24 pm

Bob was in cahoots with Lenny and Carl all along, it was just a plan to get Bart.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Tue May 28, 2013 2:34 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Maru » Tue May 28, 2013 2:50 pm

Fucking Youtube... Why does the fucking channel art have to be so damn big? And why does their cropping suck? Why can't I crop it myself? Why the fuck do I need to change to this white-noise lookin' bitch of a channel design? Why do I have to... How did the meeting go when they did this?

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Postby EagleMan » Tue May 28, 2013 3:24 pm

"Let's change the layout every two months"
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Brax4 » Tue May 28, 2013 3:52 pm

Eh, I haven't really cared for Sonic games since Sonic Adventure Battle 2 or Billy Hatcher for that matter.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Tue May 28, 2013 4:07 pm

So you got SA2 HD on steam?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Tue May 28, 2013 4:08 pm

It's so cute when my dog falls asleep with the tip of his tongue sticking out

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Brax4 » Tue May 28, 2013 4:35 pm

Hiryu wrote:So you got SA2 HD on steam?

Nah, I have it on GameCube. Haven't played it in a while, and a lot of people say that if I go back to it I'll hate it. But I honestly loved those games.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby True Order » Tue May 28, 2013 4:54 pm

I had SA2 on the gamecube as well.

A'ight game, but my Chao data got corrupted and I can no longer go to the Chao dimension or whatever the hecksees it was called. I was somewhat happy to be free from it all but it sucks that I can't go back to it period..
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Tue May 28, 2013 4:57 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Tue May 28, 2013 5:00 pm

Amateurs, I have the original SA2 on the Dreamcast.
And play Sonic Generations, it's actually a good game.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Tue May 28, 2013 5:01 pm

Holy crap, you have a Dreamcast?
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Fievel » Tue May 28, 2013 5:01 pm

I have all the Sonic games. Even the bad ones. Lost Worlds looks pretty cool.

Hiryu wrote:And play Sonic Generations, it's actually a good game.

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Tue May 28, 2013 5:07 pm

Tuor wrote:Holy crap, you have a Dreamcast?
ARE WE FUCKING PLAYING THE "NO ONE LISTENS TO HIRYU GAME" AGAIN?! 'CAUSE THAT AIN'T FUNNY!
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Tue May 28, 2013 5:08 pm

You're the only person I know who has one
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Tue May 28, 2013 5:09 pm

To be fair, I only know two other people that do own it.
And I'm the only one with a working one.
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