And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Postby Mir@k » Sat May 18, 2013 12:56 am

I know it's probably someone from his family but still, not cool to see them logging in in crum's account, my defenses are too low for 'surprises' of this variety. Honestly.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby EagleMan » Sat May 18, 2013 5:24 am

So I'm out walking around at about 2:30 AM, when at at a corner near the freeway I get frightened noticing there is a person passed out and perfectly nestled inside a bush right beside me. I keep on walking and about 10 steps later a guy stops asking me if I need a ride. I say no because I only live down the street, but I say there is a person passed out right by me that could use a ride. I wasn't really concerned about the guy because he's wearing clothing from a high school and I'm taller and built better than him, plus I live in one of the safest cities in the nation. We both approach the person, and it turns out it's a woman. I have no idea what drugs she's on but at any rate I'm ready to bolt. We get her up after a few minutes, feeling very awkward about the whole affair seeing as there are cars passing us at an intersection (not that anyone could see her in the bush). Anyways, we get her in and I get in too, because I'm not going to pawn off a stranger to another stranger. We get to talking and seeing as she is inebriated she can't really communicate, I find out he works at a restaurant I just went to yesterday, and he was just promoted today to waiter, the only guy waiter at the store. Means he's vacating a job as a busboy that at a minimum pays better than what I have, so I can apply there if I want, and obviously this reference will be bona fide and glowing. Not sure if I want to apply there, but man what a weird night. We drop her off and all is good and he drops me off. She probably won't even remember what happened in the morning, but she will be wondering why her car is still at the bar and how she got to her house 7 miles away and why she smells like a bush.

Last summer I went out walking like this and I encountered a girl I used to be very close friends with just smoking in her driveway at 2 AM (she too, scaring the crap out of me as I didn't see her) and we walked around for hours before she drove me back to my place at dawn.

2 AM is weird.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Sat May 18, 2013 8:00 am

that's when all the cool kids are out

what city do you live in?
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Postby Tuor » Sat May 18, 2013 10:16 am

My dogs killed a mouse
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Mir@k » Sat May 18, 2013 10:44 am

Thats normal. I'd worry if a dog started attacking bigger mammals because then the dog becomes dangerous.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Sat May 18, 2013 10:51 am

Well we're worried about them getting sick from it, and one of them is cut on the nose and we're not sure what from.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Sat May 18, 2013 12:53 pm

Wow, crazy story you got there Eagle. Must have been some night you had.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Postby Morpheus » Sat May 18, 2013 12:54 pm

If he shows any symptoms of having something take him to the vet.
What breed is he Tuor?
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Postby Vampire Hiryu » Sat May 18, 2013 12:57 pm

Look for symptoms of internal bleeding. Rat poison is a vitamin k deficiency so they bleed to death, antidote only available at hospitals and vets because you need a big dose of vitamin k to recover.


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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Sat May 18, 2013 1:05 pm

Morpheus wrote:If he shows any symptoms of having something take him to the vet.
What breed is he Tuor?

Ya, my mom is a bit paranoid so we did. They're long haired dachshunds.

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Jingle Males » Sat May 18, 2013 1:41 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sat May 18, 2013 3:15 pm

Getting a haircut. Finally...

Edit: My haircutter actually told me "... you have the most complicated hair." Can't tell whether that was a compliment or an insult. I'll take both.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Postby Vampire Hiryu » Sat May 18, 2013 4:05 pm

It's an insult.
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Postby Vampire Hiryu » Sat May 18, 2013 4:07 pm

THIS MAN!
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Postby Tuor » Sat May 18, 2013 4:08 pm

Haha, I just saw that. That's pretty nifty
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sat May 18, 2013 4:18 pm

Wow, that's amazing.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Postby Asmodai » Sat May 18, 2013 4:31 pm

Hmm, I'm skeptical about that story
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Postby Tuor » Sat May 18, 2013 4:46 pm

"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Vampire Hiryu » Sat May 18, 2013 4:48 pm

If it weren't for the fact that it's Zappa, I would actually find it hard to believe.
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Postby Asmodai » Sat May 18, 2013 4:54 pm

Huh... That is one crazy ass man
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Postby Vampire Hiryu » Sat May 18, 2013 5:01 pm

He was pretty crazy.
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Postby Mir@k » Sat May 18, 2013 7:44 pm

Ah yes, Zappa. C:
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jasthn » Sun May 19, 2013 1:37 am

The fact how that's true still surprises me. I remember I denied this for a good while too when I first heard this.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Brax4 » Sun May 19, 2013 12:50 pm

Hey guys, guess what? I just roto-tilled, mowed, and pulled weeds all day today. I'm loving this sun.
Okay, bye.
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Postby Jingle Males » Sun May 19, 2013 1:21 pm

I wished I pulled weeds.
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