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Postby Tuor » Thu May 09, 2013 9:44 pm

I don't think she could strike the balance
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Jingle Males » Thu May 09, 2013 9:46 pm

i'm out in the loop here, who's sarah? Was she you psychologist?
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Postby Yog-Sothoth » Thu May 09, 2013 9:48 pm

Hmmm.

Thanks, Tuor.

It's been a bit strange between me and her.

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Postby Brax4 » Thu May 09, 2013 10:09 pm

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Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu May 09, 2013 10:11 pm

I saw this and this literally reminded me of Male.
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Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri May 10, 2013 12:11 am

... Why "Male"? I'm not seeing the correlation @_@

Also, since we're talking about women my sex life lately has just been... active... Very, oddly, extremely active. I'm like apparently this all-around wonderful fuck buddy a lot of my female friends end up having their way with, or I flirt my way into that sort of "I'm not wanting a relationship, but I like you enough to shag you" situation with someone. My ex even got on it and she's leaving me erotic voice recordings...

I'm confused and yet very happy with what's going on these past few months.
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri May 10, 2013 12:14 am

Mr. Sefrol wrote:... Why "Male"? I'm not seeing the correlation @_@

Because may be one of the most random people I know. His videos, the things he sees on the internet... just... fuckin' random.
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Postby EagleMan » Fri May 10, 2013 12:16 am

Yog wrote:On the subject of women.

From what you guys know about my relationship with Sarah, you think friendship is possible?

Anything's possible, but why would you want it?

Is she the one wanting friendship and you're just figuring eh, if she needs me then okay?

And Sefrol, treasure that and keep the evidence, you will be happy that you did so in a few decades. Also beware STDs and get yourself checked. You can't trust people, even friends, to tell you the truth on that.


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Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri May 10, 2013 12:19 am

I'll... be sure to check myself out and keep using condoms. And thanks.

Still kinda sad a couple of them after us having fun for about a month went and got BFs and sort of stopped spending time with me as much... Sours the pot a bit...
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Postby Tuor » Fri May 10, 2013 12:49 am

What did you think fuck buddies were?
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby True Order » Fri May 10, 2013 1:02 am

Mistah Sefrol wrote:Also, since we're talking about women my sex life lately has just been... active... Very, oddly, extremely active. I'm like apparently this all-around wonderful fuck buddy a lot of my female friends end up having their way with, or I flirt my way into that sort of "I'm not wanting a relationship, but I like you enough to shag you" situation with someone. My ex even got on it and she's leaving me erotic voice recordings...

I'm confused and yet very happy with what's going on these past few months.


You lucky bastard...... and yet...

Monsieur Sefrol wrote:Still kinda sad a couple of them after us having fun for about a month went and got BFs and sort of stopped spending time with me as much... Sours the pot a bit...


Hmm... do I detect a bit of longing? That it was more than "shagging" to you? Loss of a preferred outlet of many.. seems quite greedy.
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Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri May 10, 2013 3:03 am

I had 3 gals who were lovely friends before and during the time of the sex making. But then after they got their now bfs I'm just missing spending time with them. Kinda feeling like they don't want me as a friend after getting that close. I'm... sentimental.

But one of those 3 is still sort of close still. She's the one I mentioned before a few weeks ago who would be VERY needy with her kinks and such. Funny enough, she's not nearly as perverted with him as she was with me, and he's a pretty awesome guy to hang with. Promised her not to mention anything we've done together to him though. Kinda obvious, but I assured her.
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Postby Panty Anarchy » Fri May 10, 2013 3:27 am

Pabst, for the love of fucking god, don't become one of those guys that sleeps around because you honestly don't seem like the type of guy even capable of that without having a mental breakdown after a couple months.
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Postby Tuor » Fri May 10, 2013 3:29 am

Mr. Sefrol wrote:Funny enough, she's not nearly as perverted with him as she was with me

Prolly because you're "safe", she didn't have to worry about messing up the relationship by feeling like she was making a weird request.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Mir@k » Fri May 10, 2013 8:36 am

Tuor wrote:I don't think she could strike the balance
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog-Sothoth » Fri May 10, 2013 8:39 am

I'm still reeling to know that Pabst has fuck buddies.

He strikes me as someone who's a bit clingy.
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Postby EagleMan » Fri May 10, 2013 9:23 am

Mr. Sefrol wrote:I'm... sentimental.
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Postby Asmodai » Fri May 10, 2013 12:10 pm

Eugh, I knew I should've stopped watching Tron since I knew it doesnt have a second season... But to think they left the first season with such a massive cliffhanger... It hurts
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Postby Yog-Sothoth » Fri May 10, 2013 12:50 pm

Oh Kotaku.

It's funny to read when bored, because it's so damn awful.
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Postby Yog-Sothoth » Fri May 10, 2013 12:56 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby True Order » Fri May 10, 2013 1:48 pm

Yog wrote:See?


Oh dear.

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Guuuh. It is funny but she writes it in such a serious way that it kinda grosses me out.
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri May 10, 2013 1:51 pm

Yeah, she's the clickbait writer that Kotaku has to have because Gawker.
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri May 10, 2013 1:54 pm

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Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri May 10, 2013 2:13 pm

As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Postby NeoWarrior7 » Fri May 10, 2013 2:55 pm

Saw Iron Man 3, pretty fantastic. Loved the Mandarin.   both of them.   
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