And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Postby Brax4 » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:12 pm

Stuffaluffagus wrote:Sometimes I wonder why girls say "I want to sit on his face." when they're talking about a really hot guy.

I don't wanna suffocate their beauty with a vagina. I'd rather suck his dick and marvel at their beauty.


Never heard that saying before. lol
Also, men are handsome, not beautiful.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:44 pm

shut up im gorgeous
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:56 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiroko » Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:24 pm

This amused me too much.

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Postby Jingle Males » Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:34 pm

You god dang melon farmers
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:07 pm

Gosh darn piece of sugar!
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:40 pm

i'm beautiful as fudge

and any friggin bar steward that says otherwise is a monkey-fightin son of a gun
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Postby EagleMan » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:59 pm

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS
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Postby Yog » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:12 pm

Hahaha, bar steward.

I'm saving that.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:21 pm

WHAT
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:23 pm

WHO
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:27 pm

IM PLAYING A GAME THATS ABOUT CHASSING MNKEYS WITH A NET ON A POALAYSTATION EMULALATOR!?!
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:33 pm

That's a pretty huge gap, Mir.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:42 pm

that's what i said to your momma last night uh huh
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Postby Mir@k » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:42 pm

oooooooooooh
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Postby Jingle Males » Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:31 pm

Mir you okay?
How many fingers I'm holding up?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:54 am

From your signature, 1.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Postby Mr. Sefrol » Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:46 am

Mir@k wrote:IM PLAYING A GAME THATS ABOUT CHASSING MNKEYS WITH A NET ON A POALAYSTATION EMULALATOR!?!

I approve of your choice of gaming pleasures.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Asmodai » Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:05 am

I'm absolutely loving the riot that's going on around this new DeviantArt collaboration thing with Robert Rodriguez

The comments are hilarious to read
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Asmodai » Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:11 am

HOW THE FUCK IS SPYKIDS CONSIDERED A BETTER MOVIE THAN SIN CITY?

THIS WORLD SUCKS DONKEY ASS
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Postby Vampire Hiryu » Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:54 am

Wait, what.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:30 am

robert rodriguez has been showing up on da a whole lot lately.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Asmodai » Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:53 am

Yeah, they're basically asking artists to design a monster for them for free and then use that monster to make money. A lot of people aren't happy about it, though this video sums it up perfectly.

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