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Postby Tuor » Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:38 am

Ughhh, 8:30 exam again
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:32 am

Mir@k wrote:did you smoke the ketamine or did you ingest it or did you inject it or sniff it

i put it up my nose

and now i keep blowing my nose and grey shit is coming out
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:03 am

Looks like Grey's got himself up his nose...
Cause his name is Grey... and he's got grey shit... in... nose... I'll be here all week.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Panty Anarchy » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:38 am

You know what's great? Having your roommates leave their dishes out for so long that they start to rot and crust and you have to do three loads of dishes (none of which are yours) because you'd rather not die by mold poisoning.
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Postby Panty Anarchy » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:42 am

And do you wanna know what's even better? That these roommates are your friends (one of which has moved here from across the country) who've had trouble with jobs lately, and you don't want to abandon them, but they're literally such a massive sack of dicks that you can't stand them anymore.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:44 am

tell them they need to sort their shit out

it's not that hard to just sort your shit out. it just takes a little focus.
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Postby Q.U. » Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:15 pm

Grey wrote:
Mir@k wrote:did you smoke the ketamine or did you ingest it or did you inject it or sniff it

i put it up my nose

and now i keep blowing my nose and grey shit is coming out

It's called "brain tissue".
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Postby Yog-Sothoth » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:02 pm

Christ, I'm sick pretty bad.

How's it going everybody?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:11 pm

Done my examsss, wooo! Gettin druuuunk tonight
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Yog-Sothoth » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:12 pm

Sweeeet.

Glad you finished up. Think you did good?
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Postby Tuor » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:18 pm

I think I did good enough, haha
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Yog-Sothoth » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:20 pm

Well, that's all you can hope for, bud.

Any plans for the rest of the day?
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Postby Jingle Males » Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:08 pm

Hey guys I went to the beach today and guess what I found?
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Postby Yog-Sothoth » Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:20 pm

A pine cone?

Used condom? Aliens? A mutilated starfish?
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Postby Yog-Sothoth » Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:20 pm

The Jersey Devil?
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Postby Vampire Hiryu » Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:22 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Creppy Eggy » Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:42 pm

You found those shoes your wearing?
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Postby Mir@k » Mon Apr 22, 2013 3:35 pm

I'm delivering this in a few minutes, do you think i'll do well? I'm not getting the subject matter evaluated. Don't mind the spanish, the text is super irrelevant.



If it's stuck on 1%, right click> play plz. Haven't figured out what the fuck is causing this glitch.
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Postby Panty Anarchy » Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:19 pm

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Do you think this gets the message across or is it too subtle?
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Postby Mir@k » Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:21 pm

snazzy, but a dog that barks does not bite. niggyfiggy
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Panty Anarchy » Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:21 pm

Also Mir, your thing is stuck at 52% for me.
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Postby Mir@k » Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:23 pm

its like 13mb big bear with me plz
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:28 pm

Yog wrote:The Jersey Devil?

I wish, but no it's dreadlocks. it's been on this beach for a few days, along with a few dead birds and...
this puddle filled with...white stuff.
I managed to take a picture of all of those things.
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Postby Panty Anarchy » Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:29 pm

Oh man Mir, that was awesome. Your sense of humour jives well even without context. And Roll coming in on the Flutter was awesome.
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