So what's with these jizz marks all over the board

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So what's with these jizz marks all over the board

Postby The.Time.Lord » Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:53 am

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Re: So what's with these jizz marks all over the board

Postby Q.U. » Sat Apr 20, 2013 6:25 am

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What jizz marks?


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Re: So what's with these jizz marks all over the board

Postby Asmodai » Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:08 am

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Re: So what's with these jizz marks all over the board

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:10 am

I remember that jizz spirit... I forgot the comic though.
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Re: So what's with these jizz marks all over the board

Postby Vegedus » Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:00 am

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Re: So what's with these jizz marks all over the board

Postby Maru » Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:04 am

I think it's supposed to make the forum look grittier than everything else on the site?
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Re: So what's with these jizz marks all over the board

Postby EagleMan » Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:38 pm

The.Time.Lord wrote:!¶Z±y+=O›yjy±/.‹öj{Ï

Actually, no.
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Re: So what's with these jizz marks all over the board

Postby Jingle Males » Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:15 pm

I'm not seeing any jizz marks on the board
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Re: So what's with these jizz marks all over the board

Postby Mir@k » Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:23 pm

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Re: So what's with these jizz marks all over the board

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:18 pm

I don't see any jizz marks. Someone get the UV flashlight.
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Re: So what's with these jizz marks all over the board

Postby EagleMan » Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:40 pm

do you people just ejaculate everywhere
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Re: So what's with these jizz marks all over the board

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:58 pm

Only in bukkakes.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: So what's with these jizz marks all over the board

Postby The.Time.Lord » Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:46 am

EagleMan wrote:
The.Time.Lord wrote:!¶Z±y+=O›yjy±/.‹öj{Ï

Actually, no.

EagleMan wrote:do you people just ejaculate everywhere

The positive integer of ejaculate(+Y) added to the altitude(Â) times the Z radius of the active precipitation area (!¶Z) is equal to ejaculate^2 times joules required (j) plus the positive integer divided by the orgasmic energy related to the innuendo, but only when the orgasm is greater than the ejaculate.





This simple equation give the means to distract you long enough to let me ejaculate on your face.
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Re: So what's with these jizz marks all over the board

Postby Maru » Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:11 am

Now that's what calculators are meant to be used for.
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Re: So what's with these jizz marks all over the board

Postby Mir@k » Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:12 am

i ejaculated and unlike most of the times this time it made a sound
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Re: So what's with these jizz marks all over the board

Postby Q.U. » Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:28 pm

Was that sound *splat* by any chance?
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