I almost kicked a possum once when I was exiting my house in the night. Right when I exited the door, the possum passed my feet and scared the shit out of me. I thought it was a cat cause our neighbors are cat people. They have freakin' 5 cats outside their house, and more inside. o.o'
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.
Stuff: Exodis is funnier than people give him credit for.