Quick! What's behind you?

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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Riz » Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:23 pm

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Postby Rough Giraffe » Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:35 pm

Oh. You're right.

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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

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White paint... lots of white paint.
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Cookies... Red. Velvet. Cookies.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby noxux » Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:34 pm

behind me is a cat that isn t mine
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Hana » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:37 pm

A window shrouded in blue, facing out into the dark night and the desolation therein.

(It's night and I have abandoned houses across the street, whee.)
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Tuor » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:39 pm

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:40 pm

Hana>>That must be kinda scary. Seen any paranormal shit lurking around?

A white wall with a painting of the Last Supper... huh, there's 13 people.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Hana » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:47 pm

Uhh...do you count possums bigger than dogs as paranormal?
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Tuor » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:49 pm

…what kinda dogs
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Hana » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:51 pm

About as big as a nicely-sized corgi. Thing is effen hueg.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Tuor » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:52 pm

o.O
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:53 pm

._. Dah fahk?
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Hana » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:58 pm

My bamf cat runs away from this frickin possom. You can hear it hissing on the street from inside the house. And we live on a hill...
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:59 pm

Possums are big nasty bastards.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:02 am

I almost kicked a possum once when I was exiting my house in the night. Right when I exited the door, the possum passed my feet and scared the shit out of me. I thought it was a cat cause our neighbors are cat people. They have freakin' 5 cats outside their house, and more inside. o.o'
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Tuor » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:03 am

kill it with fire
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Hana » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:03 am

They're bastards. I usually don't promote animal cruelty, but I swear if I kept a gun, I would shoot that motherfucker on sight.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Tuor » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:04 am

That's like me but with raccoons
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:05 am

Which is worse: possums or racoons?
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:06 am

Possums, they're much nastier as far as disposition goes than Raccoons. Raccoons are just assholes who dig through your trash.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Hana » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:06 am

We have a raccoon or two in the neighborhood, too. For being right next to downtown, we've got a shitload of wildlife. o_O

Exodis wrote:Which is worse: possums or racoons?

For me, possoms. They'll both get into the garbage, but raccoons will at least RUN THE FUCK AWAY when you approach them. We got bamf possoms here.
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