And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Postby EagleMan » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:25 pm

Well Exodis is in California same as me. Iirc you just pass the written test and get a provisional permit and you get to drive around with adults or family or whatever then 6 months later you can take the driving test. So he should probably focus on passing the written ASAP so there's less of a time wait.
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:32 pm

I still have my driver's manual, and a quiz in the back. Even though I passed my Driver's Ed class already, I should prepare. Thanks guys!
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:04 am

Damn tiny bugs always crawing up my monitor, why must they be so hard to kill?
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Postby Jingle Males » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:56 am

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby EagleMan » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:58 am

don't ask questions you don't want the answer to
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Postby Jingle Males » Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:05 am

I might need some amazing gay asses for my bad vision
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Postby Asmodai » Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:48 am

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Postby Yog-Sothoth » Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:48 am

EagleMan wrote:don't ask questions you don't want the answer to
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Postby Jingle Males » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:34 pm

Asmodai wrote:Gramma's compy

She's also reading a book called Toilet manual
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Q.U. » Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:16 pm

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-a ... st-enemies

Muh freeduhms!


The US Congress is the UN's source of comic relief.

Now thanks to Congress the US cannot and will not sign a treaty that they co-sponsored and voted in favour of. And they will have to join the club of "Not gonna sign that treaty", where seats are already taken by such distinguished representatives like, Syria, Iran, and the Democratic People's Republic of (North) Korea.


Among other pussies who will most likely want to hold onto the status quo and not sign it because they are ahead in the world: the People's Republic of China and the Russian Federation.
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Postby darkshark » Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:41 pm

i can drive hohohohoh
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Postby Jingle Males » Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:56 pm

I drive hoes too
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Postby EagleMan » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:11 pm

My freedom to drive around hos is sacrosanct.
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:40 pm

Male, you're avatar/signature is... very weird.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:41 pm

That's kinda Male's thing
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Grey » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:46 pm

Male wrote:Damn tiny bugs always crawing up my monitor, why must they be so hard to kill?
i was sat next to this woman on the tube and it took me a couple minutes before i realised she was covered in ants

i immediately got up once i noticed that there were more than 10 visible ants crawling on her body. i did so calmly and maintained my composure as i walked to the other end of the carriage, where i allowed myself to shudder in disgust

how does that even happen?
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Postby Tuor » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:56 pm

.... what the fuck
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:06 pm

Tuor wrote:.... what the fuck
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:13 pm

fuckin weirdos in london man

i once seen a lady drio trou and do a shit on a crowded high street
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:16 pm

That's... that's obscure as fuck.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Spoopy Princess » Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:31 pm

So, I bought a 32" Insignia HD tv and a Sony bluray/DVD player. I'm in love. I have finally joined the 21st century.

Everything is 1080p and nothing hurts.
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Postby Jingle Males » Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:39 pm

Exodis wrote:Male, you're avatar/signature is... very weird.

Stick around...
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:49 pm

Princess Stuff wrote:So, I bought a 32" Insignia HD tv and a Sony bluray/DVD player. I'm in love. I have finally joined the 21st century.

Everything is 1080p and nothing hurts.

Mmmm HD
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:50 pm

Grey wrote:
Male wrote:Damn tiny bugs always crawing up my monitor, why must they be so hard to kill?
i was sat next to this woman on the tube and it took me a couple minutes before i realised she was covered in ants

i immediately got up once i noticed that there were more than 10 visible ants crawling on her body. i did so calmly and maintained my composure as i walked to the other end of the carriage, where i allowed myself to shudder in disgust

how does that even happen?

The ants, they have already have human hosts...soon they will take over the wolrd
Well I for one welcome our new insect overlords
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Spoopy Princess » Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:53 pm

Please. We all know sheep are the ones that are going to take over. Huddling in groups all the time, I ain't fuckin' stupid. I know they plottin'!


@Tuor: beats the 10" screen I had before hahaha
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