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Re: The master has frowned upon you.

Postby Vampire Hiryu » Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:36 am

Tuor wrote:
Hiryu wrote:I've never even touched a fortune cookie.
Do you even have chinese people?
There's so many chinese people here now that even chinese people say there are too many chinese people here. Not even kidding, that was on the best selling newspaper.
Restaurants just don't have fortune cookies.
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Re: The master has frowned upon you.

Postby BeeAre » Sat Apr 06, 2013 2:08 pm

Blood Lord wrote:Some asswipe forgot to put a fortune in my fortune cookie.


Was it in a wrapper

because i suspect it was mechanical error if so, and a lot of cookies that echo your lack of fortune.
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Re: The master has frowned upon you.

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:28 pm

Fortune cookies are mostly an american thing, but the cookies themselves might be more japanese.
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Re: The master has frowned upon you.

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:37 pm

Wonder if it's different in other countries...
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: The master has frowned upon you.

Postby Maru » Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:43 pm

I always seem to get fortune cookies about self-confidence and other shit..
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Re: The master has frowned upon you.

Postby BeeAre » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:29 pm

Maru wrote:I always seem to get fortune cookies about self-confidence and other shit..


Scorpio: Work a little bit harder in improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak.
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Re: The master has frowned upon you.

Postby Valhallen » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:56 pm

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Re: The master has frowned upon you.

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:08 pm

That doesn't sound so bad...
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: The master has frowned upon you.

Postby Grey » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:19 pm

one time i was a kid and i read my fortune cookie and i started bawling and my parents asked me what was wrong and i was like "this cookie says i'm gonna have a terrible accident" and then my parents pointed out to me that it said i will not have a terrible accident

i musta missed that word

but the cookie's stayed true to this day. i am terrible-accident-free despite being somewhat accident-prone.
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Re: The master has frowned upon you.

Postby Maru » Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:40 am

BeeAre wrote:
Maru wrote:I always seem to get fortune cookies about self-confidence and other shit..


Scorpio: Work a little bit harder in improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak.

I always seem to get someone else's horoscope.
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Re: The master has frowned upon you.

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Apr 12, 2013 2:24 am

Valhallen wrote:Image

I was just coming over to post that exactly the same except slightly different picture. Well, at least I know it would have been a good idea.
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Re: The master has frowned upon you.

Postby noxux » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:00 am

I have recieve a similar fortune cookie. It was¨the bad luck will follow you¨ and from that the from today is right. When ever I recieve money the take it from me my parents and never pay me back and the cookies dosen t taste
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Re: The master has frowned upon you.

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:03 am

I tried extremely hard to see if your post was some sort of code. Like if I switched this word with that it would make sense somehow...
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Re: The master has frowned upon you.

Postby Jingle Males » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:02 pm

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