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My kid so effing cute.

Postby Hana » Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:23 pm

Four years old, and she just asked me "How do you spell 'ma'am'?"
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Postby Exodis » Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:31 pm

How adurable.
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Postby Hana » Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:33 pm

So, my SO is going to get some sugar from the store and is walking out the door, and she says "Goodbye, Daddy. I love you," and blows a kiss. Then she says "That kiss is on you. It won't blow away. It's on your heart."
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Postby Exodis » Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:35 pm

Okay that's pretty damn adorable.
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Postby Tuor » Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:51 pm

So her mother's child
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Exodis » Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:58 pm

Like Mother, Like Daughter.
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Postby Wulfespinndel » Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:59 pm

Hana wrote:"That kiss is on you. It won't blow away. It's on your heart."


Quoted for truth...
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Postby Hana » Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:10 pm

I need to make an audio recording of us reading The Hungry Caterpillar together. She insists that the caterpillar isn't a boy, it's a girl...and it's named "Aria Caterpillar."
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Postby Exodis » Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:15 pm

Kids and their everlasting imagination.
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Postby Q.U. » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:10 am

Tell her Aria Caterpillar is Aria Stark's cousin.
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Postby Yog » Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:35 am

Oh god my heart is being clutched with envy.

You're so lucky, and so is she.
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Postby BeeAre » Sat Apr 06, 2013 1:41 pm

Hana wrote:So, my SO is going to get some sugar from the store and is walking out the door, and she says "Goodbye, Daddy. I love you," and blows a kiss. Then she says "That kiss is on you. It won't blow away. It's on your heart."


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Postby Grey » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:14 pm

i was just watching that louis ck stand up last night where he talks about the inanity of what kids say

it's beautiful, and poetic, but god absolutely none of what they say matters at all

no one says anything important until they're at least like 12 and even then it's rare
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Postby Grey » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:20 pm



this video is quiet as fuck, but hilarious.
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Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:00 am

I've been surprised by my little brother at times when he was younger at how smart he could be. Ever since he was 7 he could spout military facts like he was actually out there. It was nuts. Once I found out he was a military fanatic, I'd find him saying a lot of complicated things that went way over my head. That's what you get when you read a lot and apparently watch educational television for fun.
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Postby Hana » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:21 am

Educational television is awesome, though! I never missed an episode of Mr. Wizard, growing up.
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Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:33 am

I watched plenty of the same when I was young as well. I know some weird science facts that will stick with me for the rest of my life uvu
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Postby Mimeme » Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:45 am

Hana wrote:So, my SO is going to get some sugar from the store and is walking out the door, and she says "Goodbye, Daddy. I love you," and blows a kiss. Then she says "That kiss is on you. It won't blow away. It's on your heart."


Children... they can really make us fall in love all over again :) You and your husband are lucky parents, Hana!
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Postby Wulfespinndel » Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:52 pm

Mr. Sefrol wrote:I've been surprised by my little brother at times when he was younger at how smart he could be. Ever since he was 7 he could spout military facts like he was actually out there. It was nuts. Once I found out he was a military fanatic, I'd find him saying a lot of complicated things that went way over my head. That's what you get when you read a lot and apparently watch educational television for fun.

Your bro sounds awesome dude.
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Postby Yog » Sun Apr 07, 2013 6:07 pm

I have to say, though, your daughter said something surprisingly profound, in a childish way.
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Postby The.Time.Lord » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:23 am

Give your child legos plz
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Postby Mr. Sefrol » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:31 am

Yes. Something for them to make anything they can imagine is a good toy. Let them go nuts.
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Postby Hana » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:43 pm

<3 you all, and yes...I am the luckiest ever to have her as my Bits. ^_^

As for legos. Minecraft is cheaper. I really do need to get on the ipad and take some screenshots of the things she's made.

(She DOES have actual legos, too, by the way. But she's only got one toy-chest-bin of them and they're the big ones.)
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Postby MQuinny1234 » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:29 pm

I preferred the smaller ones.. The smaller ones were tricky to take apart, but you could always make more sturdy and detailed stuff with them.

Although, they were a bit of a safety hazard too.
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Postby Hana » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:31 pm

Yeah, we have a rule in this house that if Mama steps on it an hurts herself, it gets put in the Big Pink Bin and Aria has to do chores to earn Pirate Coins to buy it back.

(We also charge her Pirate Coins to watch television...or for Mama to clean up after Aria's mess, but Mama charges double what Aria WOULD have earned, 'cause she gets pay commensurate with experience.)
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