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The master has frowned upon you.

Postby Morpheus » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:09 am

When opening fortune cookies has anyone ever got a bad fortune?
I don't think I've ever seen a bad one.
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Postby Mir@k » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:19 am

I got a blank piece of paper once.
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Postby True Order » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:27 am

I got one in Japanese once, or was it Chinese?
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Postby Yog » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:28 am

I got one where the opposite came true.

It said something like, You will live a life of happiness with your current lover. Weird one, to be honest.

That same day, I was dumped by my girlfriend at the time.
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Postby Mir@k » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:00 pm

Well considering these things are bullshit that's quite normal.
The point is not taking whatever the paper says as a premonition or something, it's just supposed to raise your spirit up. If you're the kind of person able to raise your own spirit by reading what a mass produced piece of paper from some province in china says.
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:02 pm

I make fun of fortune cookies. A lot.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Postby Mir@k » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:17 pm

that must be an enriching experience i guess
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Postby Hana » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:20 pm

Best fortune I ever got: "Bread today is better than cake tomorrow."
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Postby Mir@k » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:31 pm

specially because cake is addictive and makes you fat
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Postby Hana » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:31 pm

Yes. >_>
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Postby Mir@k » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:34 pm

specially strawberry-filled chococake.
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Postby Mir@k » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:34 pm

or baumkuchen
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Postby Hana » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:36 pm

I'm boring. I like a white cake with a vanilla buttercream. -_-

I need to try some no-knead bread recipes...regular yeasty bread takes too much effing time and doesn't rise in the winter here.
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Postby Mir@k » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:53 pm

i hate baking cakes they're too god damn easy to bake
however i enjoy baking a certain cookie recipe some old woman who used to live in the apartments below gave me

my oven broke down three years ago though so i don't think i could bake them now, it's not like bicycle riding
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Postby Vampire Hiryu » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:59 pm

I've never even touched a fortune cookie.
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Postby Hana » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:03 pm

Honestly, they taste kinda gross.
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Postby Mir@k » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:06 pm

They taste weird. Or more specifically, they rarely taste like anything. There's a faintly sweet aftertaste on them but other than that, they have no taste.
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Postby Hana » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:21 pm

I find they have a decidedly heavy almond-y taste...with a sweet beginning and a bitter finish.
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Postby Mir@k » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:25 pm

It feels like biting into some kind of edible and frail cardboard.
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Postby Hana » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:26 pm

With a grainy texture. >_<;;
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:28 pm

I read a fortune once. Then the paper gave me a paper cut... KARMA!
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Postby Brax4 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:58 pm

I got one that says "Some fortune cookies contain no fortune. Lucky Numbers 5, 22, 34, 11, 2, 17"
It's taped to the inside of my wallet. Not necessarily a bad fortune, just a strange one.
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Postby Tuor » Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:00 pm

Hiryu wrote:I've never even touched a fortune cookie.

Do you even have chinese people?
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Jingle Males » Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:09 pm

I once had a cookie that told me to eat more chinese food because it will give me great heath or something
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Postby Guardian » Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:48 pm

Some asswipe forgot to put a fortune in my fortune cookie.
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