NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:25 am

Riz wrote:WAIT A MINUTE

HOLD THE PHONE

Whatis6times9 wrote:Hey you could charge guys for those pics.

was that a compliment? :3

I didn't say I would pay for them.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:05 pm

you so would, but not from me, you'd pay someone double to give you them so that I wouldn't know you wanted em.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:23 pm

That's too much effort for me.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:27 pm

I'm feeling like it's not likely anyway that I'll have another photo that's not for specific eyes only but we'll see how it goes.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:28 pm

hurry! sign up now to try out for being my boyfriend to get exclusive access to all o' dis *gestures to body*

those under 18 need not apply.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:29 pm

actually, you know what, make it 19.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:31 pm

no. 20. final offer.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby NeoWarrior7 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:36 pm

Hey, I'm 20!
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:39 pm

21.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:39 pm

lol

to apply you need to submit to me a cover letter, a resume, 2 references, a head shot, and a dick shot. and 50 bucks.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:39 pm

those damn application fees, right?
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tragedy_and_Comedy » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:41 pm

I'm 21 but I'm pretty sure I don't qualify.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:44 pm

thank you. got a long way to go to where I wanna be though but I've got an encouraging start.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Hiryu » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:46 pm

Riz wrote:lol

to apply you need to submit to me a cover letter, a resume, 2 references, a head shot, and a dick shot. and 50 bucks.
Too expensive!
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:49 pm

your loss!
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby NeoWarrior7 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:57 pm

Age discrimination!
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tragedy_and_Comedy » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:01 pm

Can it be a pic of someone else's dick?
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:05 pm

I'm afraid it must be the applicant's dick
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:06 pm

I know, I know, dick-rimination.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Exodis » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:12 pm

Riz wrote:those under 18 need not apply.

Fuck.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:28 pm

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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:30 pm

Wow... Liz... Dayum .////.

I'm not going to lie. I got a boner from that. Also, I'd like to admit I've never done a cover letter before, so I'll need help with that to apply.

Anywho, back to posting pics of other attractive girls.

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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Hiryu » Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:46 pm

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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:48 pm

I remember finding that first pic on tumblr a while back. But I don't know where it's from.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:22 am

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