NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Vampire Hiryu » Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:52 pm

Coffee, right...
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Love.Dreamer » Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:54 pm

CALL ME OLD FASHIONED DUDE! I ACTUALLY LIKE GOING OUT WITH CHICKS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND SPEND TIME WITH THEM!
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:57 pm

Hiryu wrote:Coffee, right...

Hot Coffee
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:58 pm

Geez, lookit me showing up late to the party.Wowzers, Riz
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:22 pm

There'll be another pic after another 25 pounds
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:33 pm

The countdown begins...
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:51 pm

And it probably ended.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:12 pm

yeah I'm eating hot pockets right now and there's a drumstick cone in the fridge

you guys'll be waiting a while
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:15 pm

Hey you could charge guys for those pics.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:17 pm

Jesus Whatis, what's next? Playboy?
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:18 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:Hey you could charge guys for those pics.
that's brilliant

Exodis wrote:Jesus Whatis, what's next? Playboy?
no because the internet is a thing now
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:37 pm

WAIT A MINUTE

HOLD THE PHONE

Whatis6times9 wrote:Hey you could charge guys for those pics.

was that a compliment? :3
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Love.Dreamer » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:02 am

wait a second.... you could charge them for pictures of their boners?
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:04 am

THIS IDEA KEEPS GETTING BETTER
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Love.Dreamer » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:11 am

YEAH
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:14 am

Riz should have her own porn website.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:15 am

nah I don't do porn.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:18 am

Then... just a website of just pictures of you naked and... such?
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As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:19 am

there's no way I'd be able to maintain a website
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:20 am

Don't worry, that's why there's Tuor, Bloord, and Q.U. to maintain your site.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby NeoWarrior7 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:23 am

I would be there but only browsing the free tour over and over.

Just because I have a job, doesn't mean I'm not cheap.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby NeoWarrior7 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:23 am

Oh, and you're looking real great Liz, good for you.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:31 am

Exodis wrote:Don't worry, that's why there's Tuor, Bloord, and Q.U. to maintain your site.


I don't think you know very much about me if those are the people you suggest

thanks Neo :)
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:35 am

Hmm true... eh, I don't know. I'm out of ideas.

Just... i don't know... boobs.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Bk-o » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:39 am

Oh god, liz has the forum in a rage of hormones.
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