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Postby Wulfespinndel » Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:05 am

no seriously

I couldn't sleep last night

fuck

this is what I get for reading funny mouth

oh god why
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Wulfespinndel » Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:05 am

btw
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Postby Wulfespinndel » Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:05 am

O)_(O
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Asmodai » Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:29 am

Screw you, its in the afternoon
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Wulfespinndel » Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:41 am

Well it's in the morning for me, so good afternoon.
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Blood Lord » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:11 am

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Re: morning bitches

Postby Lord Frieza » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:23 am

I'm sorry you couldn't sleep.
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Maru » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:27 am

Does the keyboard make a good pillow sometimes?
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Exodis » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:47 am

Haha Rosso, you idiot. #1 rule of Creepypastas: NEVER READ THEM IN THE NIGHT/BEFORE SLEEP!
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Yog » Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:14 am

The only creepypasta that has ever legitimately creeped me out was the Gateway To The Mind story and video.

Even then, it was pretty easy to get to sleep.
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Maru » Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:15 am

Dead Bart. I could just imagine everything. The voices, the screams, the distortions, ugh....
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Yog » Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:16 am

Gateway of The Mind.

I always wondered, what in the ever living fuck is going on.
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Exodis » Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:23 am

Tail's Doll Curse left me sleepless for 2 days. Glad it was summer vacation...
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Asmodai » Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:53 am

Yog wrote:Gateway of The Mind.

I always wondered, what in the ever living fuck is going on.

Hahahah, that was hilarious xD

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Re: morning bitches

Postby Wulfespinndel » Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:36 pm

Exodis wrote:Haha Rosso, you idiot. #1 rule of Creepypastas: NEVER READ THEM IN THE NIGHT/BEFORE SLEEP!


I was in fear of pulling threads of flesh from my mouth. Could not sleep.
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Exodis » Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:49 pm

Exodis wrote:#1 rule of Creepypastas: NEVER READ THEM IN THE NIGHT/BEFORE SLEEP!
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Calek » Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:50 pm

I always read creepypastas at night
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Wulfespinndel » Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:54 pm

Oh yeah almost forgot:

I read this creepypasta at daylight.
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Exodis » Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:03 pm

Calek, you're one brave man.

You read it in the daylight and you still couldn't sleep?? Crap. Well now I take back what I said. Besides, I read funnymouth (sadly) at night too. Didn't give me sleepless night, but it was on my mind. It was scary (and creepy) but didn't keep me awake.
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Yog » Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:05 pm

:/

Kids these days.
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Exodis » Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:10 pm

Hey Rosso, check this out.
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Wulfespinndel » Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:32 pm

Yeah I saw that site. Man, seeing that guy's jaws, seriously, just wow. Then you click on the link and KAPOOYA, funnymouth!
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Wulfespinndel » Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:33 pm

I also wanna replicate the ascii in the website to post in other forums too, seems cool.
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Exodis » Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:40 pm

Haha you troll. But all jokes aside, that would be pretty funny prank.
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Re: morning bitches

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:46 pm

I'm trying to remember this old site I found that was really creepy. Found it soon after Adventure Time first aired, and for a while I was actually thinking it was about AT. It basically had various paranormal situations that you would have to do this and that to survive. You'd have to be very precise with what you did, or you would end up lost forever, stuck in limbo, dead, all sorts of scenarios. Hundreds of them there were. About walking down pathways in order, asking the right questions, having the right items to give or use. All of it was very surreal. Wish I could find it again...
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