A woman got scared of a snake...

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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:46 pm

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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Lord Frieza » Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:09 pm

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OH GOD IT'S MUSUKO GODZILLA RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Bk-o » Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:21 pm

a Texas woman

Well there's your problem.
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Jingle Males » Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:32 pm

The one time killing it with fire ends in chaos.
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:57 pm

It will always end in chaos if zombies are involved as well. You'll just have a corpse going after you wanting to eat your flesh WHILE ON FIRE!
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Blood Lord » Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:24 pm

I hate those.
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby MQuinny1234 » Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:15 pm

Very least, ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire.
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:42 pm

Right. Because instead of catching you, they'd only catch fire.
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Icha » Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:59 pm

I'm sure there's a joke in here somewhere...
One time when I was high, I thought I was in an ambulance dying. Turns out I was just eating sherbert.
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