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A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Rough Giraffe » Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:00 pm

...so she burned her house down.

Certainly took care of the snake, didn't it?
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:32 pm

Women.
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:36 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:Women.

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Postby Whatis6times9 » Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:56 pm

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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:58 pm

Got a snake problem? BURN THIS MOTHER FUCKER DOWN!!!
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Blood Lord » Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:44 pm

Just when I thought American's couldn't get any dumber.
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Kkeellaacc » Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:57 pm

I think about doing that every time I see a spider
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Millo » Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:59 pm

She didn't burn her house down , she set the snake on fire which caused to burn the house down.

Still that bitch be dumb
Have you tried turn it off and on again?
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Rough Giraffe » Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:35 pm

Blood Archon wrote:Just when I thought American's couldn't get any dumber.

Blood Archon wrote:I thought American's couldn't

Blood Archon wrote:American's

Blood Archon wrote:'s


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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Q.U. » Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:36 pm

Snakes on a Flame.
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:45 pm

Rough Giraffe wrote:
Blood Archon wrote:Just when I thought American's couldn't get any dumber.

Blood Archon wrote:I thought American's couldn't

Blood Archon wrote:American's

Blood Archon wrote:'s


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You grammar nazi.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Rough Giraffe » Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:55 pm

Heil, motherfucker. :D
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:08 pm

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As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:46 pm

"IT DONE CAUGHT THE HOUSE" LOL
Water does not resist. Water flows. When you plunge your hand into it, all you feel is a caress. Water is
not a solid wall, it will not stop you. But water always goes where it wants to go, and nothing in the end
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Jingle Males » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:31 pm

And here I thought the title of this thread was setting up a joke...
Like the snake being a man's johnson or something
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:50 pm

Thank you
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Jingle Males » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:53 pm

You're always there when I need someone to blame :D
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:56 pm

It's what I'm good for
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:02 pm

This sounds a lot like that story of a guy who said he was having a fire in his yard, caught a mouse, tossed it in the fire, and the mouse ran into his house while on fire and burned it down. They later concluded that it would have been impossible for a mouse to have run that far while on fire because of the pain, and the guy was trying to commit insurance fraud. This sounds more plausible though, and that woman is a mega-retard.
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:06 pm

I HAVE HAD IT WITH ALL THESE MOTHER FUCKIN SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN FLAME
Water does not resist. Water flows. When you plunge your hand into it, all you feel is a caress. Water is
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Q.U. » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:11 pm

That reference wasn't funny back when I made it a few posts above.
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:43 pm

Strange, I just remember posting something similar. Fail on my part.
Water does not resist. Water flows. When you plunge your hand into it, all you feel is a caress. Water is
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:49 pm

Failure all around
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby Blood Lord » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:13 pm

Today is fail-day.
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Re: A woman got scared of a snake...

Postby MQuinny1234 » Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:32 pm

2+2 is 5

I SAVED THE DAY.
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