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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Tuor » Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:25 am

Yes
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Q.U. » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:03 am

Riz wrote:when I was in Mac's Tavern I asked for a vodka and cranberry and he asked me what brand of vodka and I suddenly forgot the name of every brand of vodka

I wasn't ready for the trick question

I would have just answered "what choice of brands do you have?".
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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Riz » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:06 am

I blanked and thus panicked. I thought you got whatever vodka they designate for that. At the other bar I've been to that's how it is.
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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Tuor » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:21 am

Ya, it's not really that common to be offered a choice, haha, like if I think I've only been asked once or twice what kind of rum I wanted in a rum and coke.
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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:26 am

I've had to put away/fetch/stock so much alcohol, I think I have a healthy list memorized. The only problem is I haven't had the chance to try even 1/3rd of the ones I know.
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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Grey » Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:54 am

we've got a selection of vodkas and rums at my pub. if someone asks for a vodka-whatever i'll just use the standard vodka. but tuor, i feel you should always check what rum someone wants, because they're all so different. you got white rums, dark rums, spiced rums, golden rums, etc.

spiced rum's the best, but it's always worth checking
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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Tuor » Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:12 pm

Grey wrote:we've got a selection of vodkas and rums at my pub. if someone asks for a vodka-whatever i'll just use the standard vodka. but tuor, i feel you should always check what rum someone wants, because they're all so different. you got white rums, dark rums, spiced rums, golden rums, etc.

spiced rum's the best, but it's always worth checking

Ya, I'm pretty sure that bars, here anyhow, just use a spiced rum by default.

True, though, it makes so much more sene to ask about rums. Vodkas, I can't see how it would matter that much.
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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Exodis » Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:17 pm

Blood Archon wrote:Image

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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Mir@k » Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:30 pm

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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Love.Dreamer » Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:36 pm

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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Hiryu » Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:48 pm

You have a split personality issue?
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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Mir@k » Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:51 pm

posted this in the wrong thread, i meant to post it in the talk thread.
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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Exodis » Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:31 pm

Wait, which volume is this?
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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Grey » Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:39 pm

try rum and ginger beer if you haven't, tuor

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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Tuor » Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:22 pm

Hmmm, I'll keep that in mind
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:06 pm

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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:07 pm

I remember that episode.

... Why do I remember that episode?
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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Maru » Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:36 pm

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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Grey » Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:48 pm

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sometimes i wonder how much worse life would be if i were a short person. sometimes i wonder how much worse life would be if i had to worry about people commenting on my penis size. i worry about the first one more - because height is something more people notice about you than penis length - but both possibilities keep me up at night.
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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:56 pm

man it would really suck to be short, I enjoy being able to reach things on the top shelf without a stepstool
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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Grey » Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:01 pm

it's much easier to be short as a woman than as a man, though.

one of the things men are judged on physically is their height, and though women will be judged on height also: it's far more important for a man. i honestly think that i only get away with some of the self-fellating jokes i make because i'm tall. i feel like if i was a short man making the same jokes, people would assume i have a napoleon complex rather than a staggeringly huge ego.
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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:02 pm

I AM AN INDEPENDENT TALL WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A TALL MAN
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Re: Post Pictures That Describe Yourself (No Random Images)

Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:07 pm

Just one that's average.
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