Quick! What's behind you?

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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Fievel » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:52 pm

I ain't thankin' that motherfucker.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:53 pm

Rosso Rose wrote:Do some of you work with a standing desk or something?

Welcome to the future.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:00 pm

some people sit on their bed with their backs against the wall. is that really so obscure you wouldn't think it's a possibility?
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:33 pm

Exodis wrote:
Rosso Rose wrote:Do some of you work with a standing desk or something?

Welcome to the future.


Thank goodness Lifehacker introduced me to the idea.

Riz wrote:some people sit on their bed with their backs against the wall. is that really so obscure you wouldn't think it's a possibility?


I was aware of that, but in my case, I don't find it as ergonomic for my back. Also having my laptop tip over sometimes annoys me.
Water does not resist. Water flows. When you plunge your hand into it, all you feel is a caress. Water is
not a solid wall, it will not stop you. But water always goes where it wants to go, and nothing in the end
can stand against it. Water is patient. Dripping water wears away a stone. Remember that, my child.
Remember you are half water. If you can't go through an obstacle, go around it. Water does.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby DaCrum » Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:01 pm

A horrid, guilt-ridden past full of betrayal and broken hearts, mostly mine.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Maru » Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:11 pm

The many literary mistakes I've made in the past few years. All those fanfics, fukken gone.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:15 pm

Shut the fuck up this isn't a "woe is me" thread
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:18 pm

This is a "hey there's a wall behind me! I'll post that!" thread, not "Behind me are regrets, those grueling times when I felt hopeless, and pathetic" thread. Jeez, you guys are gonna make this thread depressing.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:20 pm

You gotta put your behind in your past
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:18 pm

My work week is behind me.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Mir@k » Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:27 pm

Behind me in what specific direction? Because directly behind me is my chair, but at around 45° to my left behind there is a drawing table with some washed clothes i haven't put in the closet and to the right there's a cup of coffee on top of a small table that has a few canisters of coke stored in the drawer and behind my chair my cat is playing with a rubber ball filled with catnip on top of my matress.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:28 pm

Go with the cat it's my favorite
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Mir@k » Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:32 pm

I had to fill a ball with catnip because otherwise i'd find my cat covered in the stuff while passed out on my mother's favorite couch, it has happened before. :C
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:33 pm

Ahahahaha, the ol' catnip hangover.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby DaCrum » Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:36 pm

I was not trying to derail the thread. I apologize, I wasn't expecting people to bandwagon. I was expecting more of a "Oh, Ethan, you're so pathetic hehehehe."
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Mir@k » Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:45 pm

We don't really do that do we?
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby DaCrum » Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:47 pm

No, but I wish you would.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Mir@k » Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:48 pm

Huh.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Mir@k » Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:49 pm

I wouldn't like that really. Doing that, i mean, that's not me because i know some of us go through bad times.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Mir@k » Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:49 pm

Unless you needed it to get out of that phase or something but ANYWAY OH SHIT BEHIND ME THE CAT JUST THREW THE BALL TO THE CLOSET
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:52 pm

It's okay the clean clothes aren't in there yet
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:59 am

Now my bed is behind me!
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Havoc » Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:19 am

The corner of my bed, a 70 pound punching bag, and three guitars.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Mir@k » Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:35 am

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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Mir@k » Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:36 am

oh i thought this was the post pics that describe your thread therad
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