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Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:34 pm

Post it now!
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As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Quick!!!

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:35 pm

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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Vegedus » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:04 pm

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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Jingle Males » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:08 pm

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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby nobody » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:24 pm

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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Maru » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:31 pm

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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:33 pm

What do you think? A person typing on this keyboard posting this message right now on his laptop.
Water does not resist. Water flows. When you plunge your hand into it, all you feel is a caress. Water is
not a solid wall, it will not stop you. But water always goes where it wants to go, and nothing in the end
can stand against it. Water is patient. Dripping water wears away a stone. Remember that, my child.
Remember you are half water. If you can't go through an obstacle, go around it. Water does.
This too shall pass.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Rough Giraffe » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:41 pm

In order:

-The back of my undershirt
-The back of my uniform
-My chair
-A two-drawer filing cabinet
-A water purifier
-Two 2.2 liter jugs
-The wall

It's a very small office.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:42 pm

The wall.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:43 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:The wall.


You forgot your chair.
Water does not resist. Water flows. When you plunge your hand into it, all you feel is a caress. Water is
not a solid wall, it will not stop you. But water always goes where it wants to go, and nothing in the end
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Maru » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:45 pm

Some people don't have/need chairs, Rosso.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:47 pm

Well it's kind of assumed that we're sitting or laying on something.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:52 pm

There really is a stranger behind me. I am on a bus. Ya'll thought I was making a joke.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:57 pm

I didn't. I actually thought you were at the bus stop.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Millo » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:58 pm

The past.
Have you tried turn it off and on again?
QU:You look sad and frightened.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Vampire Hiryu » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:01 pm

The window.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:02 pm

A mixture of Oxygen and Nitrogen with a hint of gas particles moving around at a microscopic speed.
In short: I'm outside and there's grass behind me.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:07 pm

Riz wrote:There really is a stranger behind me. I am on a bus. Ya'll thought I was making a joke.

I was thinking of responding "hi" but I figured you were just at a public place with Wifi or on your phone.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Fievel » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:10 pm

The floor.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Jingle Males » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:11 pm

Get off the floor you drunk
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:12 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:
Riz wrote:There really is a stranger behind me. I am on a bus. Ya'll thought I was making a joke.

I was thinking of responding "hi" but I figured you were just at a public place with Wifi or on your phone.


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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:16 pm

Fievel wrote:The floor.

How'd you get on the ceiling?
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Fievel » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:21 pm

Male wrote:Get off the floor you drunk

But I like the floor!
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Jingle Males » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:48 pm

You should thank your architect for that floor you like
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:51 pm

Maru wrote:Some people don't have/need chairs, Rosso.


Do some of you work with a standing desk or something?
Water does not resist. Water flows. When you plunge your hand into it, all you feel is a caress. Water is
not a solid wall, it will not stop you. But water always goes where it wants to go, and nothing in the end
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