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Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Exodis » Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:34 pm

Post it now!
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Re: Quick!!!

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:35 pm

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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Vegedus » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:04 pm

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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Jingle Males » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:08 pm

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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby nobody » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:24 pm

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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Maru » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:31 pm

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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:33 pm

What do you think? A person typing on this keyboard posting this message right now on his laptop.
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"As she raised a glass of water, everyone exptected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired, "How heavy is this glass of water?" The answers called out ranged from 8oz. to 20 oz. She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn't change but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "The stress and worries in life are like that glass of water. think about them for awhile and nothing happens. Think about them for a big longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed - incapable of doing anything. Always remember to put the glass down."
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Rough Giraffe » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:41 pm

In order:

-The back of my undershirt
-The back of my uniform
-My chair
-A two-drawer filing cabinet
-A water purifier
-Two 2.2 liter jugs
-The wall

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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:42 pm

The wall.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:43 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:The wall.


You forgot your chair.
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"As she raised a glass of water, everyone exptected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired, "How heavy is this glass of water?" The answers called out ranged from 8oz. to 20 oz. She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn't change but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "The stress and worries in life are like that glass of water. think about them for awhile and nothing happens. Think about them for a big longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed - incapable of doing anything. Always remember to put the glass down."
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Maru » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:45 pm

Some people don't have/need chairs, Rosso.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:47 pm

Well it's kind of assumed that we're sitting or laying on something.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:52 pm

There really is a stranger behind me. I am on a bus. Ya'll thought I was making a joke.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Exodis » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:57 pm

I didn't. I actually thought you were at the bus stop.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Millo » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:58 pm

The past.
Have you tried turn it off and on again?
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Hiryu » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:01 pm

The window.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Exodis » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:02 pm

A mixture of Oxygen and Nitrogen with a hint of gas particles moving around at a microscopic speed.
In short: I'm outside and there's grass behind me.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:07 pm

Riz wrote:There really is a stranger behind me. I am on a bus. Ya'll thought I was making a joke.

I was thinking of responding "hi" but I figured you were just at a public place with Wifi or on your phone.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Fievel » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:10 pm

The floor.
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Jingle Males » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:11 pm

Get off the floor you drunk
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:12 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:
Riz wrote:There really is a stranger behind me. I am on a bus. Ya'll thought I was making a joke.

I was thinking of responding "hi" but I figured you were just at a public place with Wifi or on your phone.


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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Exodis » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:16 pm

Fievel wrote:The floor.

How'd you get on the ceiling?
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Fievel » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:21 pm

Male wrote:Get off the floor you drunk

But I like the floor!
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Jingle Males » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:48 pm

You should thank your architect for that floor you like
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Re: Quick! What's behind you?

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:51 pm

Maru wrote:Some people don't have/need chairs, Rosso.


Do some of you work with a standing desk or something?
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