I came in here thinking this was going to be some spam thing and someone was about to get their ass beaten with the ban hammer.
Then I saw nothing suspicious, and thought "Oh what creativity we have here, someone is writing a funny horror story about pasta, reminds me of ratatouille."
Then I read deeper only to discover that it isn't even that, its discussion about a creepy horror site that I have no interest on exploring.
“Salvation comes with a cost. Judge us not by our methods, but by what we seek to accomplish.”
"To punish and enslave..."