I had worse today. I had a slapstick for this piece we're performing. And well, it's two planks of wood connected with a hinge on the bottom. You smack the two pieces of wood together, it makes the eponymous slap. Sounds almost like a whip is being cracked. Anyways, I am prepped for my note and I slam my hands together to do the slapstick...
And it flies out of my fucking hands.
Yeah. I was fucking done.
Escape will make me God.