Farewell, my brave Hobbit. My work is now finished. Here at last, on the shores of the sea, comes the end of our fellowship.

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

Most appropriate.

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We need to go deeper

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

In a threesome: Don't cross the streams!

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Mir@k: Exodis is the little kid of the forum, compared to everyone else.
Grey: From now on i will call you eggy because i don't like x but ex sounds like eggs. i like eggs.
Yog: Exodis, your manner of speech and the way you conduct yourself is beginning to evolve to the point where I'm starting to like you.
Snafu's Birthday-Thread Poster

Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell.

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

Well, nobody's perfect.

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"Cogito, ergo vos es eggo." A.K.A. "I think, therefore you are a waffle."

I have been drilling holes...for thirty years. And I have never, never missed a depth that I have aimed for. and by god, I am not gonna miss this one.

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

Here's looking at you, kid

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And that's the way the cookie crumbles.

does it smell like that cuz it's dead?

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

A little extra cheese on the taco?

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CAUTION: Would anyone tell me if I was getting stupider?

well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

You've got red on you.

THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN! THIS IS FOR FIGHTING, THIS IS FOR FUN!

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CAUTION: Would anyone tell me if I was getting stupider?

Rule #1: Cardio.

Rule #2: Double tap

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Rule #25: Shoot First

What a perfect asshole

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

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Mir@k: Exodis is the little kid of the forum, compared to everyone else.
Grey: From now on i will call you eggy because i don't like x but ex sounds like eggs. i like eggs.
Yog: Exodis, your manner of speech and the way you conduct yourself is beginning to evolve to the point where I'm starting to like you.
Snafu's Birthday-Thread Poster

Show me your warface!

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CAUTION: Would anyone tell me if I was getting stupider?

Beautiful, naked, big-tittied women just don’t fall out of the sky, you know

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I'm still the Queen of Dicks

I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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CAUTION: Would anyone tell me if I was getting stupider?

I lost my bike!

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Mir@k: Exodis is the little kid of the forum, compared to everyone else.
Grey: From now on i will call you eggy because i don't like x but ex sounds like eggs. i like eggs.
Yog: Exodis, your manner of speech and the way you conduct yourself is beginning to evolve to the point where I'm starting to like you.
Snafu's Birthday-Thread Poster

Try to at least make them some kind of sexual innuendo, c'mon

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