Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:58 pm

Farewell, my brave Hobbit. My work is now finished. Here at last, on the shores of the sea, comes the end of our fellowship.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Tuor » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:59 pm

Most appropriate.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:38 am

We need to go deeper
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Exodis » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:44 am

In a threesome: Don't cross the streams!
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:45 am

Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:54 pm

Well, nobody's perfect.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:04 pm

I have been drilling holes...for thirty years. And I have never, never missed a depth that I have aimed for. and by god, I am not gonna miss this one.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Tuor » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:35 pm

Here's looking at you, kid
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby slander » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:38 pm

And that's the way the cookie crumbles.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:40 pm

does it smell like that cuz it's dead?
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:09 pm

A little extra cheese on the taco?
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:14 pm

well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby slander » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:23 pm

You've got red on you.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:27 pm

THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:39 pm

THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN! THIS IS FOR FIGHTING, THIS IS FOR FUN!
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby slander » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:54 pm

Rule #1: Cardio.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Tuor » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:55 pm

Rule #2: Double tap
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby slander » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:00 pm

Rule #25: Shoot First
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:02 pm

What a perfect asshole
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Exodis » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:36 pm

This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:37 pm

Show me your warface!
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:53 pm

Beautiful, naked, big-tittied women just don’t fall out of the sky, you know
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:55 pm

I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Exodis » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:01 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Tuor » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:03 am

Try to at least make them some kind of sexual innuendo, c'mon
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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