And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Postby darkshark » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:23 pm

Two so far, that's progress.
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:25 pm

Down with sharks, up with book references.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby darkshark » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:33 pm

Sharks have everything a scientist dreams of. They're beautiful―God, how beautiful they are! They're like an impossibly perfect piece of machinery. They're as graceful as any bird. They're as mysterious as any animal on earth. No one knows for sure how long they live or what impulses―except for hunger―they respond to. There are more than two hundred and fifty species of shark, and everyone is different from every other one.
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Postby darkshark » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:37 pm

that's from jaws the novel
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Postby Fievel » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:38 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:Down with sharks, up with book references.

I thought that was a movie reference. hurrr
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:41 pm

The whole stigma of sharks being vicious hunters who will eat anything is a misunderstanding of one of the cutest evolutionary traits for a creature like a shark to possess

They identify things by putting them in their mouths and then once they’ve figured it out they’ll just kind of let it go and of course they’ll respond with proportionate aggression if whatever they’re trying to figure out attempts to punish the shark for being a curious little critter but at the end of the day unless they’re actively hunting, they’re not really bloodthirsty so much as interested and well-meaning

Sharks are essentially giant floating toddlers that could tear you apart if they really wanted to. I love sharks
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Postby darkshark » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:43 pm

found another person with a tumblr!
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Postby Tuor » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:43 pm

Riz wrote:Sharks are essentially giant floating toddlers that could tear you apart if they really wanted to.

Bahahaha, oh my god.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Jingle Males » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:53 pm

they also explode when being stabbed
at least that's what the jaw movies tell me.
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Postby Mir@k » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:10 am

i once let a shark tell me things
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby darkshark » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:13 am

Mir@k wrote:i once let a shark tell me things


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Postby Tuor » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:14 am

Mir@k wrote:i once let a shark tell me things

what did it tell you?
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Jingle Males » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:40 am

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Postby Fievel » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:43 am

Looks like a fun party.
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:47 am

Where Hedwig goes after delivering all that mail.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Postby Jingle Males » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:48 am

that one owl to the left seems to be enjoying his food.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:59 am

Well the owl was the only one eating something. Must have tasted like chicken.
Also, the owl next to the rat-eater won't stop yapping... just... yapping away... just. stFU!
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Postby Riz » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:59 am

barn owls are creepy as fuck
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Postby Riz » Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:00 am

other owls are so cute but barn owls are creepy
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:06 am

Like this?
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As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Postby Jingle Males » Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:07 am

oh god I want a pet owl
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiroko » Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:30 am

darkshark wrote:Two so far, that's progress.
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here's a pleasant thresher, that makes three


OH BAHAHAHAHAH.

My friend actually jokingly edited that exact Thresher Shark photo about six months ago:

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No, surprisingly it wasn't Alo who did this. Lol.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:32 am

I don't believe you
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Jingle Males » Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:35 am

sharks are totally tsundere
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Postby Riz » Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:36 am

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