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Hiryu
PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:43 pm 
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Randori
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Mir@k
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Maru
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Maru
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Tuor
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Maru
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Tuor
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Maru
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"A wristwatch killed Harold Crick."

"...What? What killed who?"

"Who?"

"...Get out."

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Warbear
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...these are starting to not be sex related at all anymore

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Randori
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Yeah, this is sounding more like random movie quotes than sex-related movie quotes...

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Maru
PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:32 am 
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It's all just playing with context, that's always fun.

Someone else do something.

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Maru wrote:
Someone else do something.

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"I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me."

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Randori
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Bravo Rival.

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Grey: From now on i will call you eggy because i don't like x but ex sounds like eggs. i like eggs.
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Icha
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Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

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