Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Millo » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:45 pm

Son, you got a panty on your head
Have you tried turn it off and on again?
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Eggnog » Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:35 am

After having sex for the first time: Great shooting kid now don't get cocky!
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Havoc » Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:40 am

Boy, that escalated quickly.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Panty Anarchy » Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:09 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Maru » Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:31 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Grey » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:44 am

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Postby Brandun13 » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:00 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Panty Anarchy » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:02 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Maru » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:13 am

Little did he know.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Tuor » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:15 am

I am Jack's raging bile duct.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Maru » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:22 am

A wristwatch killed Harold Crick.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Tuor » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:30 am

^ Why shouldn't you say that?
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Maru » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:50 am

"A wristwatch killed Harold Crick."

"...What? What killed who?"

"Who?"

"...Get out."
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Panty Anarchy » Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:11 am

...these are starting to not be sex related at all anymore
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Eggnog » Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:24 am

Yeah, this is sounding more like random movie quotes than sex-related movie quotes...
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Maru » Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:32 am

It's all just playing with context, that's always fun.

Someone else do something.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby DaCrum » Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:17 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Rival » Sun Feb 24, 2013 5:45 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Eggnog » Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:36 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Icha » Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:46 pm

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

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