Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Hiryu » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:43 pm

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Millo » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:45 pm

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Exodis » Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:35 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Havoc » Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:40 am

Boy, that escalated quickly.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Warbear » Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:09 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Mir@k » Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:49 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Maru » Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:31 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Grey » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:44 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Brandun13 » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:00 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Warbear » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:02 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Maru » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:13 am

Little did he know.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Tuor » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:15 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Maru » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:22 am

A wristwatch killed Harold Crick.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Tuor » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:30 am

^ Why shouldn't you say that?
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Maru » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:50 am

"A wristwatch killed Harold Crick."

"...What? What killed who?"

"Who?"

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Warbear » Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:11 am

...these are starting to not be sex related at all anymore
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Exodis » Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:24 am

Yeah, this is sounding more like random movie quotes than sex-related movie quotes...
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Maru » Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:32 am

It's all just playing with context, that's always fun.

Someone else do something.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby DaCrum » Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:17 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Rival » Sun Feb 24, 2013 5:45 am

Maru wrote:Someone else do something.

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Exodis » Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:36 am

Bravo Rival.
Mir@k: Exodis is the little kid of the forum, compared to everyone else.
Grey: From now on i will call you eggy because i don't like x but ex sounds like eggs. i like eggs.
Yog: Exodis, your manner of speech and the way you conduct yourself is beginning to evolve to the point where I'm starting to like you.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Icha » Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:46 pm

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

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