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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Hiryu » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:25 pm

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Millo » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:25 pm

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Maru » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:25 pm

Put some extra mozzarella on that motherfucker an' shit.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Jingle Males » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:27 pm

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Hiryu » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:28 pm

Before sex: I'M GONNA WRECK IT!
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Maru » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:29 pm

Doctor, those that'll tell don't know, and those that know won't tell.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Maru » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:30 pm

Hiryu wrote:Before sex: I'M GONNA WRECK IT!

Before or After sex: I'll fix it!
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:30 pm

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Jingle Males » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:30 pm

Hiryu wrote:Before sex: I'M GONNA WRECK IT!

After: I'm Gonna fix it!
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Jingle Males » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:32 pm

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Hiryu » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:32 pm

Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:33 pm

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Hiryu » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:33 pm

Before sex: This is Red 5, I’m going in.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Millo » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:34 pm

You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Hiryu » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:35 pm

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:35 pm

hasta la vista, baby
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Millo » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:37 pm

Where was ya, Wang? We was worried
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Millo » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:37 pm

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Jingle Males » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:38 pm

Not exactly a movie quote but it was a quote someone said during the making of the movie.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:39 pm

before sex: open the pod bay doors
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Hiryu » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:40 pm

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Millo » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:41 pm

Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big?
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Hiryu » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:42 pm

Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Maru » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:42 pm

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Millo » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:43 pm

I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.
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